# Sequential threads - You'll shoot your eye out, kid. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 19, 2010, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276 "2010-11-19T23:25:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/81 "2010-11-27T18:24:22Z")
\*\*Murder songs You have the power to permanently eliminate any Christmas song… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/82 "2010-11-27T18:29:54Z")
**They should definitely make this movie Stampede Massacre at Phnom Penh Festival** ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/83 "2010-11-27T18:54:37Z")
> [@GESancMan](#): > > **They should definitely make this movie > Stampede Massacre at Phnom Penh Festival** Comedy/musical? ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/84 "2010-11-27T23:56:40Z")
**Ever receive NOTHING for Christmas as a child? Parents - ever give NOTHING to your kids? Body Scan or Pat Down?** The least my parents could have done was pat me down. I mean, was that too much to ask? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2010, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/85 "2010-11-28T08:46:14Z")
\*\*Does Anyone Else Have a Doctor’s Who’s Done This? My cat thinks he’s a dog \*\* Usually my vet does the brain transplants. ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2010, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/86 "2010-11-28T09:37:57Z")
\*\*What has happened to you in your time as a Doper? How much will it cost me to get you to abandon your real life forever? \*\* Nothing. It has already happened. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2010, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/87 "2010-11-28T13:24:10Z")
\*\*Political Correctness and Racial Profiling Was Jane Austen (1785-1817) Black? \*\* Yes, and she often was stopped by the constabulary for CWB(carriaging while black) ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/88 "2010-11-29T02:51:21Z")
\*\*Share your lamest, most disappointing holiday memories Riverdance With Rifles! \*\* \*\*Does Anyone Else Have a Doctor’s Who’s Done This? No doctor, I do not have “depression.” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/89 "2010-11-29T09:17:14Z")
**Does Anyone Else Have a Doctor’s Who’s Done This? Hans Klok And The Divas Of Magic…10 Illusions In 5 Minutes!** “Um, thanks for all the magic tricks, doc. Can we get down to business now?” ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2010, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/90 "2010-11-29T09:54:31Z")
\*\*Riverdance With Rifles! Its coming, isn’t it. Fascism. \*\* But this time, the Irish way. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/91 "2010-11-30T12:44:30Z")
\*\*Car insurance question. Where do you keep a billion dollars? \*\* Must be quite a policy. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/92 "2010-11-30T13:32:23Z")
**EuroDopers: What’s going on over there? Its coming, isn’t it. Fascism. “People’s Capitalism”: Is this a good idea?** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/93 "2010-11-30T14:53:01Z")
\*\*How to make dad write? Non-scented hand lotion \*\* It puts the lotion on its hand or else it gets the hose. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/94 "2010-11-30T15:19:31Z")
\*\* What happens to unused Social Security money? Foam attic insulation \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/95 "2010-11-30T16:29:34Z")
\*\* Does Anyone Else Have a Doctor’s Who’s Done This? by Lynn Bodoni 29 1,566 Poor Lady…! Woman stuck in bathroom for 20 days \*\* You _will_ give us a urine sample, even if it takes all month ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/96 "2010-11-30T16:39:12Z")
**Obama goes bonkers and… Im not sorry and it is a fact** The pressures of high office claim another President. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/97 "2010-11-30T16:56:59Z")
I just scored this threefer from my Subscribed Forums page: **IMHO:** Advice needed: sex worker rehab in Canada **MPSIMS:** The Brothel On My Street Was Shut Down. (and the Cafe closed) **The Pit:** Fucking TV station ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/98 "2010-11-30T18:49:15Z")
**Share The Letter You Need To Send To Yourself Merry Christmas. You’re Fired.** Aren’t you being a little hard on yourself, Self? Geez… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/99 "2010-11-30T19:39:19Z")
**Request cookie recipe to be used for seduction purposes Poll: Sexiest Man Alive (People Magazine) Poll: Amanda Peet or Natalie Portman?** I can’t begin to tell you what’s wrong with this sequence. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/100 "2010-11-30T21:09:04Z")
**May you get sodomized by rabid grizzlies, you sub-human bastard(s) Julian Assange and WikiLeaks** Don’t hold back. Tell us how you really feel. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276.md?page=6)