# Sequential threads - You'll shoot your eye out, kid. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 19, 2010, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276 "2010-11-19T23:25:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/101 "2010-11-30T21:18:16Z")
Two slightly different viewpoints on airport security: **I like the new TSA pat downs May you get sodomized by rabid grizzlies, you sub-human bastard(s)** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2010, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/102 "2010-11-30T23:18:01Z")
This is a thread title/last posting user name combo: **What was the transgendered man going to show us?** Today 05:54 PM by \*\*A Monkey With a Gun \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/103 "2010-12-01T17:39:13Z")
\*\*Hitler Youth, Me? I can not get over my regrets \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/104 "2010-12-01T18:50:32Z")
\*\*Odd Things You’ve Seen Recently Don’t Fuck With Old Men On A Golf Course! \*\* Because it’s really odd. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/105 "2010-12-01T19:22:53Z")
\*\*I pit my parents (and all others who treat rape victims like shit) Don’t Fuck With Old Men On A Golf Course! \*\* Warn your parents. (Heaven only knows what they’re up to on golf courses these days.) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/106 "2010-12-01T22:18:46Z")
\*\* Climbing a Transmission Tower I can not get over my regrets\*\* This will not end well. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2010, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/107 "2010-12-01T23:45:26Z")
\*\*Wesley Snipes reports to prison Dec 9 Poll: “Demolition Man”, did _anyone_ find the “Kinder, Gentler” society of San Angeles appealing? \*\* Hee Hee ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/108 "2010-12-02T02:03:03Z")
\*\* The Brothel on My Street Was Shut Down. (And the Cafe Closed.) Holy shit. Nobody knows the difference between “lose” and “loose” any more.\*\* If no one could tell the difference, that’s why it shut down. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/109 "2010-12-02T09:00:00Z")
\*\*Most asked web question… Is this a serious acadmeic paper? \*\* In those exact words? Probably. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/110 "2010-12-02T14:01:18Z")
**Most asked web question… Are Ritz Crackers suddenly more salty?** We’re going to get a lot of mileage out of that one. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/111 "2010-12-02T14:05:07Z")
\*\*Illinois on the verge of allowing same-sex civil unions! Don’t Fuck With Old Men On A Golf Course! \*\* Or at least wait until it’s legalized. There were too many golf-sex innuendos to pick from ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/112 "2010-12-02T14:07:21Z")
\*\*Do you enjoy living alone? Help for stiff hands? Spicen’ up your sex life… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/113 "2010-12-02T14:23:13Z")
\*\*Condomless Sex better for men too The “I’ll be damned, it actually works” helpful tip thread \*\* ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/114 "2010-12-02T15:52:08Z")
\*\*My co-worker doesn’t believe I’m American Could I Send Y’all This Instead… \*\* OK, dropping “y’all” in should convince him … ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/115 "2010-12-02T16:04:32Z")
**Silly Little Things That Bring You Joy I found 3.5" HD floppies in my desk drawer!** I’ve got a dial phone for you, if you can stand the excitement. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/116 "2010-12-02T18:42:15Z")
**Noah’s Ark theme park, by the Creation Museum people NASA finds new form of life (for real).** In the news today, NASA reports finding a new form of life. Creationist cite this as proof that life is created and did not evolve, else we’d have already known about it. The new life form, created recently by God, by God!, will be included in the Creation Museum exhibit hall. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/117 "2010-12-02T19:05:07Z")
\*\*Burial at Sea Are Ritz Crackers suddenly more salty? \*\* Those poor crackers. RIP, my crunchy friends. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/118 "2010-12-02T19:21:33Z")
\*\*NASA finds new form of life (for real). New doper baby! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/119 "2010-12-02T21:21:02Z")
**How come my cleaning lady isn’t in better shape? Why does my smoke alarm keep going off?** They don’t call her Medicinal Mary Jane for nothing. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/120 "2010-12-02T23:26:12Z")
**I don’t know what to do with my life… May you get sodomized by rabid grizzlies, you sub-human bastard(s)** Uh, any other career suggestions? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276.md?page=7)