# Sequential threads - You'll shoot your eye out, kid. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 19, 2010, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276 "2010-11-19T23:25:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2010, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/121 "2010-12-02T23:35:26Z")
\*\*“Demolition Man”, did _anyone_ find the “Kinder, Gentler” society of San Angeles appealing? Wesley Snipes reports to prison Dec 9 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/122 "2010-12-03T00:00:22Z")
**My wife had a miscarriage I had a wisdom tooth pulled today** Sheesh, Dopers are losing things out of their own bodies left and right … ---
**Author:** ![KennerTheGreat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a8b319/32.png) [@KennerTheGreat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KennerTheGreat)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/123 "2010-12-03T00:49:13Z")
**The Brothel on My Street Was Shut Down. (And the Cafe Closed.)** **Could I Send Y’all This Instead…** Well, it’s not the leggy redhead I was hoping for…but hey, gift horse in the mouth, and all that. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/124 "2010-12-03T01:33:02Z")
**New doper baby! Are Ritz Crackers suddenly more salty?** It’s the placenta spread. Everything’s better on a Ritz. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/125 "2010-12-03T01:56:39Z")
**I like the new TSA pat downs Is there a name for this “logic fallacy”?** I don’t think a personal opinion counts as a logical fallacy. \*\*Needs ways to lose the belly fat! Poll: Doper BMI (Body Mass Index) \*\* **Why does rape get special status? Not pit-level annoyance, just a peeve about pedo and rape hysteria…** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/126 "2010-12-03T02:57:02Z")
**So how bad can being censured be? Crusty Nostrils?** Yup, if he gets impeached he’ll get a sinus headache. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/127 "2010-12-03T03:01:52Z")
**Spicen’ up your sex life… Condomless Sex better for men too** ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/128 "2010-12-03T15:21:15Z")
**TSA is a part of the “Homosexual Agenda”, says ® Eugene Delguadio. I like the new TSA pat downs** See? The homosexers love 'em! Soon all domestic flights will be 90% queer. **CC: This isn’t really a pitting, but since it’s personal… Fucking TV Station May you get sodomized by rabid grizzlies, you sub-human bastard(s)** Closed captioning for the rage-inducing. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/129 "2010-12-03T16:39:04Z")
\*\*Winter’s a-coming! Season of Death Mini-Rants Ho-fucking-ho: Christmas Season mini-rants \*\* My goodness, we’re a whiny bunch this time of year. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/130 "2010-12-03T17:21:47Z")
\*\*What would you order from this menu? Real Coney Island Chili dog. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/131 "2010-12-03T21:22:21Z")
**I got a free half-tank of gas last night! Crimes you have witnessed** Free gas, stolen gas, tomayto, potahto. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/132 "2010-12-03T22:26:54Z")
\*\*turns of phrase you find unintentionally hillarious Merry Christmas. You’re Fired. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2010, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/133 "2010-12-03T22:33:58Z")
\*\*7th annual plea to stop smoking Saving Ryan’s Privates: Bombproof Underwear \*\* Uhm, it’s not the smoking that I worry about. ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2010, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/134 "2010-12-04T04:25:34Z")
\*\*7th annual plea to stop smoking I quit smoking 15 hours ago! I feel weird. Can’t focus. 😮 \*\* Hey, \*\*Khadaji \*\*- looks like someone took you up on it 🙂 (though it doesn’t sound like she’s too excited about it right now ☹ ) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2010, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/135 "2010-12-04T06:06:39Z")
\*\* I don’t know what to do with my life… I like the new TSA pat downs\*\* Well at least that’s one thing you’ve got. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2010, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/136 "2010-12-04T17:45:13Z")
**How come my cleaning lady isn’t in better shape? I’d NEVER pay for sex, but if [insert celebrity name here] was available, that’d change** Struck out with the cleaning lady, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2010, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/137 "2010-12-04T17:47:44Z")
**Needed: some really filthy romance novels Santa Claus is NOT here to help out.** It’s a humdinger. Santa comes down the chimney, gets involved with bored housewife on Xmas eve, is shot by outraged husband. Kids still score great presents. ---
**Author:** ![Desert\_Nomad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desert_nomad/32/177_2.png) [@Desert\_Nomad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desert_Nomad)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2010, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/138 "2010-12-04T18:02:56Z")
**Reactions to alcohol** **Did Old West outlaws ever tie women to train tracks?** ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2010, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/139 "2010-12-04T20:43:25Z")
**Sequential threads - You’ll shoot your eye out, kid. Crimes you have witnessed** \*\* You need to have your insides medically examined. Do you take a tube down the mouth or up the butt? Don’t waste your time/money on \_\_\_\_ (stuff that DOESN’T work)\*\* **A (not so) fond farewell to the Grand Marquis Moments of schadenfreude in your life.** ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2010, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/140 "2010-12-04T22:29:10Z")
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