# Sequential threads - You'll shoot your eye out, kid. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 19, 2010, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276 "2010-11-19T23:25:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![dzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@dzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dzero)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2010, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/161 "2010-12-07T09:45:06Z")
Is it acceptable to have misread thread titles? Where in Miami is the Burn Notice Cafe Are spies effective against intestinal parasites (should be spices not spies) Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2010, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/162 "2010-12-07T15:02:20Z")
\*\*What the hell kind of birthday present do you get for someone who’s dying? My lousy birthday \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2010, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/163 "2010-12-07T17:12:16Z")
**We Have Pigeon Eggs Happy Anniversary to us!** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2010, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/164 "2010-12-07T18:00:06Z")
\*\*Pig made the mistake of its life attacking butcher’s shop Moments of schadenfreude in your life. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2010, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/165 "2010-12-07T18:26:56Z")
\*\*What disgusts other people but not you? Neptune is about to complete its first orbit \*\* ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2010, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/166 "2010-12-07T22:25:54Z")
\*\*Do you like it when someone reads to you? Needed: some really filthy romance novels\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2010, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/167 "2010-12-08T00:06:26Z")
**Poll: So… have you killed anybody? Home Defense Shotguns and How to keep them accessible.** :eek: Sounds like someone is thinking of changing that “No” to a “Yes”! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2010, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/168 "2010-12-08T16:45:22Z")
\*\*It was 30 years ago today. Obama {deals | caves} on tax cut extensions \*\* That long ago? It feels like it only happened yesterday. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2010, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/169 "2010-12-08T18:38:30Z")
**RIP Elizabeth Edwards Dammit, my boobs hurt** The gates of hell yawn before me… ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Bongo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a9adbd/32.png) [@Winston\_Bongo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Bongo)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2010, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/170 "2010-12-08T19:17:36Z")
**Where do you keep a billion dollars? Are BPA-Free plastic water bottles safe? Or not?** They’ll definitely keep it dry, but you’re going to need a LOT of them. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/171 "2010-12-09T09:28:04Z")
**UK drug policy to be decided on three things… Motherfucking seven inch centipedes N. and S. Korea firing artillery at each other El Presidente… ¡de ignorancia!** Well, that’s about par for the course with drug policy. Especially the huge arthropods. (Just ask William Lee.) ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/172 "2010-12-09T14:16:44Z")
\*\*You find a bag with meth lab stuff and $100,000 USD in it… Who do you give a holiday tip? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/173 "2010-12-09T15:30:43Z")
\*\*The Celebrity Death Pool 2011 The Celebrity Death Pool 2010 Bakers Dozen \*\* That’s TWO Baker’s Dozens, Sweetie. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/174 "2010-12-09T16:10:43Z")
\*\*Longest you’ve ever gone without a full body shower or bath? Would you buy a True Clean© towel? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/175 "2010-12-09T17:39:24Z")
**Whats better than Devil’s Spit BBQ sauce? Motherfucking seven inch centipedes** Mmmm, try 'em with curry too. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/176 "2010-12-09T17:49:56Z")
**Poll: You’re An Adult, And Someone Farts In Church Longest you’ve ever gone without a full body shower or bath?** After the bean supper, I didn’t shower for a full year in protest. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/177 "2010-12-09T18:20:46Z")
**Big cats plus catnip! Sick kitty; upset owner.** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/178 "2010-12-09T18:29:04Z")
\*\*Where do you keep a billion dollars? Underground LP Tanks? \*\* Sure, just make sure they’re empty first. ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/179 "2010-12-09T18:35:55Z")
**Programmers/Software Engineers! Please reply. Poll: Men, you are asked to stop in mid coital frenzy** Wouldn’t it make more sense to ask people who are… you know… gettin’ some? I’m a mathematician. I’m allowed. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2010, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276/180 "2010-12-10T00:38:30Z")
**"Bomb Factory" house too dangerous to clear – will be burned down I have SOULS for sale!** This one is exceptional. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads-youll-shoot-your-eye-out-kid/561276.md?page=10)