# Sequential threads
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")
I haven’t seen a sequential thread thread for a while. This struck me as funny in Comments on Cecil’s Columns/Staff Reports today:
“One in nine Americans over age 12 takes antidepressants”
“I like circus peanuts”
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### Author:  [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)
#### Post date: [December 24, 2012, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2 "2012-12-24T12:55:20Z")
\*\*Help me save Christmas!
\*\*
**Two funerals in my city today**
Well… that didn’t go so well, did it?
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 25, 2012, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/3 "2012-12-25T00:05:59Z")
\*\*So… [just joined the board]
Let’s talk about my cock \*\*
Off to a good start.
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### Author:  [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)
#### Post date: [December 25, 2012, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/4 "2012-12-25T09:06:29Z")
You ain’t been looking, OP - there’s always one on the go, and the previous one was called “Season of mists and mellow sequential threads”, people seemed to find it OK. But that was an autumn-themed title so it’s had its day. Here’s one:
\*\* Semen contamination of computer mice.
Is this the creepiest photograph in the history of the world?\*\*
No, but it’s a contender…
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 25, 2012, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/5 "2012-12-25T10:19:09Z")
\*\*Give Me An Example Of Sarcasm
I like you guys. \*\*
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### Author:  [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)
#### Post date: [December 25, 2012, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/6 "2012-12-25T20:19:56Z")
**Man sets fire to own house, then murders two firefighters.
Merry Christmas Everyone!**
sigh. Yup. ☹
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 26, 2012, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/7 "2012-12-26T13:58:31Z")
\*\* Armed school personnel
God must be a sadist \*\*
Yeah, in my day we just had detention.
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### Author:  [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)
#### Post date: [December 26, 2012, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/8 "2012-12-26T14:57:30Z")
**Effing “MEEP” and the Effing Aholes who Designed IT!
For the lava god, you dumb bitch…**
Lava gods have broader interests than I thought.
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Who’s going to have a white Christmas?
Ask the conspiracy theorist\*\*
Everyone will, once the Illuminati have their weather control machines ready and cover the world in ICE!!
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 26, 2012, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/9 "2012-12-26T17:02:41Z")
\*\* Ask the conspiracy theorist
Are there any advantages to having a baby face?\*\*
Yes! If you’re cute and have dimples, no one will believe you’re a shape-shifting alien reptile. :eek:
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### Author:  [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)
#### Post date: [December 26, 2012, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/10 "2012-12-26T17:41:36Z")
**Sad news from the North Pole
We Have Pigeon Eggs**
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### Author:  [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)
#### Post date: [December 26, 2012, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/11 "2012-12-26T18:02:11Z")
In Cafe Society:
**Can anyone tell me who this is?
Jack Klugman - RIP**
In The Game Room:
\*\*Haiku Madness
Thomas Was Alone…
total genius! Best game I’ve
played for a long time\*\*
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 26, 2012, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/12 "2012-12-26T19:56:21Z")
**Dog Park Etiquette
Suing a tailgater for endangerment?**
Dogs don’t consider it “tailgating”. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2012, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/13 "2012-12-27T05:00:52Z")
\*\*Merry Christmas, I’m So Hungover \*\*
\*\*Happy New Year! (from the US Embassy) \*\*
\*\* D’oh! \*\*
Somebody slept in.
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### Author:  [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2012, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/14 "2012-12-27T07:33:36Z")
**There must be basic training for sailors, right? What’s in it?
Water math question**
“Now, listen up, you maggots! You’re in a compartment that measures eight feet from the deck to the overhead; ten feet from the port bulkhead to the starboard bulkhead; and fifteen feet from the aft bulkhead to the forward bulkhead. Water is entering this compartment at a rate of 30 gallons a second…”
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### Author:  [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2012, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/15 "2012-12-27T09:08:49Z")
\*\*Your “I’m a grown-up now” moments
Santa brought me gallstones for Christmas \*\*
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### Author:  [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2012, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/16 "2012-12-27T09:51:39Z")
MEBuckner, those were both awesome, I literally laughed out loud.
**Why is the US Political system the way it is?
What is psychosis like?**
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2012, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/17 "2012-12-27T12:51:17Z")
\*\* Give Me An Example Of Sarcasm
Hi Everone…!!!\*\*
Dang snarky newbies.
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2012, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/18 "2012-12-27T16:20:50Z")
On CNN’s home page:
**Winter storm creating travel nightmare
What if we go over cliff?**
Don’t worry, I drive this road all the time, doesn’t matter if visibility is zero, I could drive blindfo…OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU…
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2012, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/19 "2012-12-27T18:52:41Z")
\*\* Spanish translation–“I really have to go [to the bathroom]”
German speakers: Um berufen?\*\*
Brits: “Out of my way you stupid git, there’s the W.C.”
\*\* Post Your Local Gun Incident Here
Where did THAT come from?\*\*
Yes, that’s it exactly.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [December 27, 2012, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/20 "2012-12-27T20:49:47Z")
\*\* What is psychosis like?
Getting back together with an ex-spouse
\*\*
That could be considered psychotic
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