# Sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 10

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/181 "2013-01-17T13:31:32Z")

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\*\*What single volume book, sent where and when, could change history most?

Cheap body disposal

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/182 "2013-01-17T13:43:49Z")

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\*\*What is an ctivity that you enjoy doing that you’ve stopped doing within the last year and why?  
How (not) to watch cat videos on company time \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/183 "2013-01-17T17:30:45Z")

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\*\* Ways to keep the back of a pickup truck cool  
Microwave cooking…\*\*

Makes sense to me! And if you haul this big-ass RV, it’ll do wonders for your mileage.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/184 "2013-01-17T20:05:34Z")

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\*\*“Do you like gladiator movies?” Huh?

Movies you can’t not watch  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/185 "2013-01-17T21:20:56Z")

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\*\* How did “Dry Bob” prostitution work?  
“You have dialled the number of Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second…”\*\*

Eww, I think I’ll have to send out for more brain bleach.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2013, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/186 "2013-01-17T22:40:18Z")

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\*\* Cheap body disposal

What’s an M1 Carbine going for nowadays?

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/187 "2013-01-18T04:49:56Z")

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**Creationism vs evolution  
Things I find rude and will make me look down on you**

Teach the controversy!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/188 "2013-01-18T13:35:18Z")

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\*\*Women who refuse to have sex with me…

Please do not throw yourself under a train.  
\*\*

A simple “No!” will suffice…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/189 "2013-01-18T14:50:45Z")

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**Twins Euthanized: Possible in the US?  
Should I buy a lion?**

Well, that’ll solve the disposal problem…

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/190 "2013-01-18T15:19:49Z")

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\*\*What’s the last toy you bought for yourself?  
A duck at Starbucks!  
\*\*  
Why not a chicken?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/191 "2013-01-18T16:06:29Z")

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\*\* But…Obama Was Going To Take All The Guns!

I’m not giving up my seat.  
\*\*

You can have my seat when you pry it off my cold dead butt.

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/192 "2013-01-18T16:18:09Z")

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(Never mind - Beaten to the punch.)

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2013, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/193 "2013-01-18T22:12:24Z")

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\*\*Ask the conspiracy theorist  
Stupid Arguments you’ve witnessed (or been part of) \*\*

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2013, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/194 "2013-01-19T09:16:55Z")

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\*\*Women who refuse to have sex with me…  
I’m not giving up my seat. \*\*

I think it’s your _ass_ he was wanting you to give up.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2013, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/195 "2013-01-19T11:42:29Z")

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\*\*Stupid Republican idea of the day  
Please do not throw yourself under a train. \*\*

Actually…juuust this once they may have a point.

\*\*  
Knitting tool/accessory question  
Backstabbing At Work\*\*

Ah, you want the Ninja Deluxe model of knitting needle, black-anodized for stealth and with extra titanium reinforcement for punching though bone.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2013, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/196 "2013-01-19T13:10:30Z")

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**Paper’s employees get death threats (guns)  
It’s a MAGAZINE not a Clip**

Yeah, some people take their gun terminology _way_ seriously.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2013, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/197 "2013-01-19T17:56:34Z")

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\*\* Kindle died. Amazon exchanged it!  
Come and get it, asshole.\*\*

Well, if you’re going to be _that_ cranky, you can send it by FedEx. ☹

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2013, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/198 "2013-01-19T18:11:49Z")

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\*\*Bikram yoga  
Am I the first to notice this squirrel behavior? \*\*

No, I hear it’s all the rage these days with the hip squirrels in lower Manhattan.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2013, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/199 "2013-01-20T07:09:59Z")

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**Women who refuse to have sex with me…  
Men that refuse to take it up the butthole…  
I pit the people who wreck my lunch hour serenity**

It is a bit unreasonable to expect to have a bisexual threesome every lunch hour you know.

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2013, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/200 "2013-01-20T20:11:54Z")

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Men, a warning: when boobs go bad  
Artist uses Photoshop to turn derelict buildings into objects of beauty.

Is there any thing sadder than derelict boobs?

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