# Sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2013, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1981 "2013-08-22T05:28:09Z")

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**I’m about to do something insanely stupid, and I need your help.  
Buying a house with an SO to whom you are not married**

Don’t do it! Just walk away.

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**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2013, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1982 "2013-08-22T12:36:03Z")

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**U.S. citizens: how pessimistic are you about the future of your country?  
The People vs Zopittybop-bop-bop**

Yeah, that doesn’t bode well.

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2013, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1983 "2013-08-22T14:52:59Z")

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**Stupid Republican idea of the day  
Please talk me down this ledge (my 8 year old is starting puberty)**  
Feh. Republicans, always making girls go through puberty.

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**Author:** ![Lok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e8c25b/32.png) [@Lok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lok)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2013, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1984 "2013-08-22T20:13:06Z")

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\*\*When someone drags their feet on fulfilling a favor

Serving divorce papers \*\*

Can’t image why you would drag your feet doing that kind of a favor for someone.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2013, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1985 "2013-08-22T23:22:55Z")

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\*\* Louisiana Republicans are so dumb they blame Obama for Katrina  
Fainting as a Result of Learning Shocking News \*\*

I don’t really find it all that shocking.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1986 "2013-08-23T00:45:22Z")

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\*\* A quick homework question  
Why men’s underwear aren’t more confortable?\*\*

Geez, you’ve already turned in assignments on Boxers vs. Briefs and Why Brassieres Cause Cancer. Are you _sure_ you signed up for Organic Chemistry?

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1987 "2013-08-23T13:44:03Z")

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\*\*Crafty Dopers, what are you working on?  
Bridge on the River Kwai \*\*

And the whistling is started to annoy me.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1988 "2013-08-23T19:22:31Z")

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\*\* lethal dose of Nembutal: how fast does it kill?  
Killin a chicken \*\*

This may not be the best way to go, unless you’re planning on making a Sleepytime Casserole.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2013, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1989 "2013-08-23T22:09:38Z")

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**Don’t you hate it when…  
I swear my cat barked.**

Yeah, I do. It tells me you’re off your meds again.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2013, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1990 "2013-08-24T00:47:14Z")

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**Do You Wish You Were a Kid Again? Why?  
Going to Australia**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2013, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1991 "2013-08-24T16:42:11Z")

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**No relief…  
Shot Twice**

I get shot once. But do I get to recover or even catch my breath? Nooooooo! I get shot _twice!_

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2013, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1992 "2013-08-24T17:10:46Z")

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**Killin a chicken  
Leave My Body Be**

But what about the chicken’s body?

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2013, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1993 "2013-08-24T21:20:24Z")

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**What Are You Doing Next Tuesday?  
Liability for injuries**  
Fun!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2013, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1994 "2013-08-24T21:49:13Z")

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\*\* Are re-usable enamas a bacteria trap?  
Is it safe for me to wash my dishes with face soap?\*\*

Ewww, what’s that in your sink?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2013, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1995 "2013-08-25T14:22:08Z")

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\*\*Damn! I squashed a nest of bunnies.

Another “OOPS!” website!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2013, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1996 "2013-08-25T17:07:56Z")

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**Please don’t call it…  
The noon whistle: Did you grow up with one?**

I grew up with a noon whistle, if you know what I mean.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2013, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1997 "2013-08-25T17:09:23Z")

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\*\* Can the abortion issue ever be finally resolved?  
Free will\*\*

Sounds like a plan. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1998 "2013-08-26T12:53:51Z")

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\*\* Help me come up with a title for my film idea  
“Get a Haircut”

Medical Weirdness  
Note to self: Avoid threads like this \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1999 "2013-08-26T13:18:32Z")

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\*\*What are the physical differences between predators and prey in animals  
Ceiling Fans  
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The hippo has a ceiling fan for a tail.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2000 "2013-08-26T13:44:38Z")

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\*\*Baby-making and infertility updates  
My rabbit gave me a gift tonight  
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It died! You are pregnant!

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