# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 101
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2001 "2013-08-26T15:20:03Z")
**Buying a Used Smartphone Uh, thanks, but I’d rather not see pics of your newborn’s genitalia** No, it’s OK, really, I’ve reformatted the memory card! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2002 "2013-08-26T15:52:21Z")
**Ladies; Ever get a creepy PM from a fellow Doper? Uh, thanks, but I’d rather not see pics of your newborn’s genitalia** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2003 "2013-08-26T17:00:23Z")
\*\*How long would it take me to actually eat everything? Question about gravity \*\* Once you’ve eaten enough, the rest of it will fall toward you because you’ll warp spacetime. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2004 "2013-08-26T19:54:03Z")
**My rabbit gave me a gift tonight Emotional Lines from the Space Program** One small step for man, one big leap for my bunny rabbit. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2013, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2005 "2013-08-26T20:11:40Z")
\*\*Good jokes you’ve heard recently Sequential threads \*\* Mine have been especially funny ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2013, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2006 "2013-08-27T00:04:39Z")
\*\* Trader Joe’s Cookie Butter Gunsmoke - I’d forgotten Festus had a girlfriend.\*\* I’m not surprised that’s the best he could do. \*\* So There’s a Comet Headed This Way? Mortgage company say I paid off my house.\*\* Goddamnit, I _knew_ I shouldn’t have sent in that final payment. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2013, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2007 "2013-08-27T03:37:27Z")
\*\* Tiaras! Tiaras! Tiaras! Do you always carry ID? \*\* My tiara is my ID. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2013, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2008 "2013-08-27T09:00:35Z")
**clitoral stimulation ring Uh, thanks, but I’d rather not see pics of your newborn’s genitalia** This is gonna open up an entirely new front on the whole circumcision debate. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2013, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2009 "2013-08-27T09:27:39Z")
> [@MEBuckner](#): > > **clitoral stimulation ring > Uh, thanks, but I’d rather not see pics of your newborn’s genitalia** > > This is gonna open up an entirely new front on the whole circumcision debate. You know, I’m so glad you posted that combo. 'Cause I tried to do it several times, but my squick-o-meter kept going off. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2013, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2010 "2013-08-27T11:45:59Z")
Hey, now we have: \*\*Anyone else find sex toys too funny/awkward to be useful? clitoral stimulation ring Uh, thanks, but I’d rather not see pics of your newborn’s genitalia \*\* Yeah, \*that \*is akward. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2013, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2011 "2013-08-27T13:52:03Z")
**My rabbit gave me a gift tonight Tiaras! Tiaras! Tiaras!** That rabbit is a keeper. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2013, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2012 "2013-08-27T14:35:33Z")
\*\*Please don’t call it… Thinking about getting a dog \*\* Can we still call it “seeing a man about a horse”? ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2013, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2013 "2013-08-27T14:40:15Z")
\*\*Help me label my daughter’s nipples Without looking it up, do you know of these two events? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2013, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2014 "2013-08-27T15:21:48Z")
**Help me label my daughter’s nipples Is there a way to remove glitter nail polish that doesn’t involve using a f-ing sander?** Man, I told you to just use a marker pen. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2013, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2015 "2013-08-27T19:58:17Z")
**Uh, thanks, but I’d rather not see pics of your newborn’s genitalia clitoral stimulation ring** Far be it from me to judge when a parent introduces a child to sexuality, but… :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2013, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2016 "2013-08-27T20:32:15Z")
\*\* My rabbit gave me a gift tonight Aspergers\*\* Baaad wabbit! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2013, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2017 "2013-08-27T22:36:07Z")
**What Are You Doing Next Tuesday? Would you be willing to become the herald of the Devourer of Worlds?** Well, I have a dentist appointment, but I guess I could reschedule that… ---
**Author:** ![JustinC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justinc/32/8083_2.png) [@JustinC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustinC)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2013, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2018 "2013-08-27T23:01:37Z")
**How did you meet your S.O.? OkCupid Success Story** Okay, one thread is enough - no need to brag! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2019 "2013-08-28T01:41:06Z")
**Does anyone think Bible Code software works? but YOU broke it …** I used to work, I swear! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2020 "2013-08-28T01:50:33Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > **What Are You Doing Next Tuesday? > Would you be willing to become the herald of the Devourer of Worlds?** > > Well, I have a dentist appointment, but I guess I could reschedule that… 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=100) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=102)