# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 102
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2021 "2013-08-28T11:04:44Z")
**How did you meet your S.O.? clitoral stimulation ring** The dinner party circuit and the bridge circle didn’t work out? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2022 "2013-08-28T14:29:53Z")
\*\* There’s a dead Opossum on my walkway. My Dead Giraffe story (not sad)\*\* You’re going to need a bigger shovel. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2023 "2013-08-28T16:41:13Z")
\*\* Pulling into the intersection to turn left on green What is “Pink” light? Can it be monochromatic?\*\* It’s still going to confuse hell out of the average driver. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2024 "2013-08-28T17:20:25Z")
**Re: Syria - Why “leak” least military action?** **So, this is it (Syria)** **I pit any action against Syria** Why…so…Syrious? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2025 "2013-08-28T19:04:22Z")
\*\* Birds: A wild kingdom question How do those “retro” handsets work?\*\* You just go BRAWWWK! into the mouthpiece. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2026 "2013-08-28T20:29:16Z")
**How did you meet your S.O.? When it happens to you (creep in a neighbourhood)** It was your classic “boy meets girl” story, really. The third time I caught her stealing underwear from my washing line, I invited her in. Then she refused to leave. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2027 "2013-08-28T20:34:40Z")
**My Pet Goat reading** **My Dead Giraffe story (not sad)** Coming soon: My Zombie Cow (milk of the damned) ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2013, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2028 "2013-08-28T20:46:20Z")
\*\* 3 weeks to learn a new talent…suggestions? Sequential threads\*\* Bonus: there’s three weeks left over to learn _another_ new talent. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2029 "2013-08-29T14:09:03Z")
**Going to Australia Where’s my kitten?** See its note, above. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2030 "2013-08-29T15:26:15Z")
\*\*“That was white of you” origin? non-racial? Borax \*\* Yep, it originally referred to the whiteness of borax. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2031 "2013-08-29T16:55:57Z")
**What Happened to Geena Davis? Lost In Space** Well, that explains it. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2032 "2013-08-29T19:55:17Z")
\*\* Is there a way to remove glitter nail polish that doesn’t involve using a f-ing sander? Thinking about getting a dog\*\* Buy the meat-flavored glitter nail polish, problem solved. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2013, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2033 "2013-08-29T22:13:21Z")
\*\* Question regarding the attack on Pearl Harbor Lucky Charms Marshmallows\*\* No, they weren’t used until Midway, after Jimmy Doolittle dropped Cracker Jacks on Tokyo. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2034 "2013-08-30T05:16:27Z")
\*\* Where’s my kitten? The Syrian Cruise missile attack pool\*\* Silly little fluffball jumped right in before I could stop him. And now he’s hurtling towards the suburbs of Damascus! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2035 "2013-08-30T16:06:11Z")
\*\* Need Help with Rat or mice problem If not unions, what can be done?\*\* If your rodents are unionized, you’ll have to go to arbitration. “I want you to stay out of my cupboards!” "chitter chitter **squeeak!!!"** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2036 "2013-08-30T17:15:30Z")
\*\*Is it me or … ? flaky craigslist buyers \*\* Craigslist buyers can be pretty flaky…but it’s just you. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2037 "2013-08-30T20:44:22Z")
**Who else goes to estate sales? Miles Davis and Me.** ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2038 "2013-08-30T21:32:17Z")
\*\*What are you drinking? Happy Birthday Cuervo!!! \*\* Cake-flavored tequila seems like a recipe for disaster. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2013, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2039 "2013-08-30T23:32:19Z")
\*\* Can a person be convinced to cease breathing and die? Can castrated men have sex?\*\* Parties at your house are _such_ a drag. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2013, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2040 "2013-08-31T14:49:54Z")
**Why don’t people believe in God?** **Domestic law, international law, Syria, and us** I hope that answers your question. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=101) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=103)