# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 103
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2013, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2041 "2013-08-31T15:14:11Z")
\*\* Words you couldn’t pronounce when you were a kid The end is nigh, goodbye!\*\* Actually my pronunciation was fine - but my parents got pissed when I kept saying that at the dinner table. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2013, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2042 "2013-08-31T20:02:27Z")
\*\* Is flypaper cruel and/or am I a sadistic monster? You’re Marty McFly. How do you get along with your 17-year old parents?\*\* “Marty, eat your vegetables, or you’re not going anywhere, if you know what I mean.” :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2013, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2043 "2013-08-31T23:34:55Z")
\*\*Why don’t people believe in God? Evolution (uh-oh) \*\* That’s what the Creationists would have you believe, at any rate. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2013, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2044 "2013-08-31T23:56:07Z")
\*\*NSA now using Storks? Let’s create a conspiracy theory! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2045 "2013-09-01T01:14:48Z")
**Today’s nominee for biggest shitstain pond scum is… Is it me or … ?** Bingo, snotsucker. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2046 "2013-09-01T02:31:57Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > **Today’s nominee for biggest shitstain pond scum is… > Is it me or … ?** > > Bingo, snotsucker. Damn you Feynmann! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2047 "2013-09-01T12:20:25Z")
\*\*What do you see when you open your bedroom window. Nelson Mandela \*\* Just this morning, I ran into him in my pyjamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know. ---
**Author:** ![Why\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b782af/32.png) [@Why\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_Child)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2048 "2013-09-01T14:13:41Z")
\*\* Umm…gosh…no, I don’t actually want to suck your cock, but…thanks for asking? How did you meet your S.O.?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2049 "2013-09-01T15:04:52Z")
\*\*Where’s my kitten? Hot cat beats the heat \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2050 "2013-09-01T15:15:03Z")
\*\* Can a wealthy criminal live with impunity on the high seas? If a gun is to the president’s head, does the VP automatically become acting president?\*\* Joe Biden was going to try this, but he gets seasick just walking on the beach. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2051 "2013-09-01T15:27:23Z")
\*\*I Found Jesus The ultimate in misinterpretations \*\* That’s not Jesus! It’s Cthulhu! Run!!! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2052 "2013-09-01T17:06:51Z")
**Big baby- C Section or not? Is it just me, or do many female celebrities look alike?** You can tell them apart by the scars. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2053 "2013-09-01T21:08:27Z")
**When does the pain end? The grieving process… Ordered what will probably be my last Laptop Ever.** Dude, technology marches on - you’ll get used to it. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2013, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2054 "2013-09-01T23:37:20Z")
\*\*If you were on death row, what would be your last meal? Where’s my kitten? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2055 "2013-09-02T00:06:47Z")
**I Found Jesus** All right, smart guy… **Where’s my kitten?** ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2013, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2056 "2013-09-02T00:09:50Z")
\*\*Hot cat beats the heat Blonde 20-something quadriplegic Georgian girl \*\* Okay, I’ll confess: your idea of a hot cat and mine are pretty different. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/2057 "2018-08-12T02:12:11Z")
Why do people take cruise ship vacations over and over again? Can you scare the shit out of yourself? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=102)