# Sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 12

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2013, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/221 "2013-01-22T22:17:27Z")

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\*\*This board just bummed me out  
Seriously, don’t kill yourself \*\*

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/222 "2013-01-23T01:56:30Z")

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\*\*Inappropriate things you find funny  
I love having small breasts. \*\*

Is that your chest or did you get bitten by mosquitoes? 😃

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**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/223 "2013-01-23T04:51:06Z")

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**3 Guys, 3 Hours to Shovel Off My Roof  
The most mundane and pointless dream ever**

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/224 "2013-01-23T07:13:35Z")

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\*\*So… I’m really homeless now.  
Seriously, don’t kill yourself \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/225 "2013-01-23T13:15:41Z")

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\*\*The perfect leisure-time activity  
Is rape worse than murder?  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/226 "2013-01-23T13:17:16Z")

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\*\* What Is Too Much Dairy?  
Showing Cleavage Then Covering It- Why?\*\*

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/227 "2013-01-23T18:06:38Z")

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**Men that refuse to take it up the butthole…  
Why does reverse thrust work?**

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/228 "2013-01-23T19:28:04Z")

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**Tragedy making faith stronger  
The perfect leisure-time activity**

Join the Masochism for Jesus Club!  
**What would be the downside of splitting up the big banks?  
Death Penalty**

Severe penalty for early withdrawal.

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/229 "2013-01-23T22:39:38Z")

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**Pillow talk.  
Definition of “arms” in context of Secomd Amendment**

Whatever does it for you, I guess …

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/230 "2013-01-24T19:02:42Z")

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\*\*Whats with the pronunciation of “heroin”?  
Me winning the lottery.  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/231 "2013-01-24T19:12:17Z")

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\*\* Men that refuse to take it up the butthole…  
Lance Armstrong enters the pit\*\*

Being interviewed by Oprah isn’t much of an improvement.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/232 "2013-01-24T19:19:33Z")

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\*\*harmless things that people made people mad at you  
Inappropriate things you find funny \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/233 "2013-01-24T21:13:58Z")

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\*\*Why aren’t women allowed in front-line combat?  
Slippery when sloped \*\*

Don’t want slippery, sloped women in front-line combat.

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**Author:** ![inedible\_knapsack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/49beb7/32.png) [@inedible\_knapsack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inedible_knapsack)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/234 "2013-01-24T21:45:13Z")

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**Shortest job interview ever  
Why no “good knives” in the dishwasher?**

I’d walk out on that question too.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/235 "2013-01-24T22:49:48Z")

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**Another public display of weapons for no reason whatsoever  
Shortest job interview ever?**  
Probably

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/236 "2013-01-24T23:13:34Z")

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**The Far Right, The Far Left, What Do They Have In Common  
Neanderthal DNA/non-African ancestry**

“Og think immigrants take jobs!”  
“No! Ugg blame capitalism!”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/237 "2013-01-25T00:44:36Z")

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\*\* Dog People, what am I missing?  
Ask the Guy who is about to get a Stem Cell Transplant\*\*

If it works as planned, I’ll have a super sense of smell. Possible side effects include an uncontrollable urge to sniff other people’s butts in the subway.

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**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/238 "2013-01-25T13:19:50Z")

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Idiots who Think Eating Pizza with a Fork and Knife is Gay  
I hate you guys…  
I’m not giving up my seat.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/239 "2013-01-25T14:08:20Z")

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\*\*Did your grandparents (parents?) have weird names for things?   
I got a Tdap shot \*\*

Why, yes. Yes, they did.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/240 "2013-01-25T17:14:58Z")

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\*\* Lurkers creep me out…  
My neighbor is a disgusting joke of a creature\*\*

He just sits there in front of his computer, _not posting_. :eek:

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