# Sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 13

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2013, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/241 "2013-01-26T09:57:57Z")

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**Women who refuse to have sex with me…  
Yet another evil act of the Catholic Church**

No, when they say “I don’t want to have to ask the priest for absolution” they’re being tactful. They just don’t find you attractive.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2013, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/242 "2013-01-26T15:55:07Z")

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\*\* Poll: When was the last time you had the flu?  
How do you negotiate salary?\*\*

“I feel a coughing and sneezing fit coming on, but we can keep negotiating…” “Alright, alright, I’ll pay you whatever you want! Go away!”

Should work.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2013, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/243 "2013-01-27T00:08:44Z")

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\*\* How do you view your fellow posters on the SDMB?  
Do you think future generations will bring all these Frozen heads back to life? Why bother?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2013, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/244 "2013-01-27T16:10:57Z")

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**Things That Are Overrated  
Cloning a Neandertal**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2013, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/245 "2013-01-27T20:54:55Z")

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**Things That Are Overrated  
How important is lying?**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2013, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/246 "2013-01-27T21:36:26Z")

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\*\* What’s up with “optical tractor beams?”  
Where is all this snot coming from?\*\*

"Scotty, the bridge is filling up with snot! _Do something!!!_

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/247 "2013-01-28T02:39:19Z")

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\*\* How compassionate are you?  
Need advice on Buddhism\*\*

Screw Buddhism, it’s for losers.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/248 "2013-01-28T11:13:57Z")

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**Help me diagnose my weird itching…  
Women: How often do you get “horny”?**

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/249 "2013-01-28T12:08:02Z")

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\*\*Unfortunate names of real people   
Apple Heaven \*\*

Actually, I kind of like the sound of that.

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**Author:** ![Norse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a9adbd/32.png) [@Norse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Norse)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/250 "2013-01-28T12:37:42Z")

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\*\*Ask the Math & Special Education teacher \*\*  
**Is Hillary looking a lot hotter/younger with glasses?**

Wouldn’t a sex ed teacher be better qualified to answer that question?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/251 "2013-01-28T14:25:52Z")

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\*\* Stan Musial, 1920-2013  
Pro-athletes who only played for one team in their entire career? \*\*

St. Louis Cardinals.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/252 "2013-01-28T15:57:55Z")

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\*\*Where does right-wing paranoia come from?  
Biblical Scholarship \*\*

Asked and answered, in Great Debates.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/253 "2013-01-28T17:34:02Z")

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\*\*What’s the weirdest dream you’ve had lately?  
Apple Heaven \*\*

I spoke to Steve Jobs…

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/254 "2013-01-28T18:48:01Z")

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\*\*Relationship with Sister

Is it possible to like a human in real life who you hate on the internet?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/255 "2013-01-28T19:14:06Z")

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\*\* What do you think about “Topfreedom?”

Showing Cleavage Then Covering It- Why?  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/256 "2013-01-28T19:26:41Z")

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\*\* Holding on to the treadmill while walking  
Help me diagnose my weird itching…\*\*

Let go of the bars and you can scratch all you want, problem solved. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/257 "2013-01-28T19:36:05Z")

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\*\*Showing Cleavage Then Covering It- Why?  
What do you think about “Topfreedom?”  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/258 "2013-01-28T19:40:21Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> \*\*Showing Cleavage Then Covering It- Why?  
> What do you think about “Topfreedom?”  
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Look up two entries.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/259 "2013-01-28T19:49:38Z")

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\*\*Posting from a dungeon

My .30-06 is even more fun now…  
\*\*

I’ll bet it is…

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/260 "2013-01-28T20:56:55Z")

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\*\*“There is no such thing as a stupid question.”

Hey Dopers! Where should I move?

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…except this one.

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