# Sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 15

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/281 "2013-01-30T00:17:35Z")

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\*\* What tense it this?

Lather, Rinse, Repeat  
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Imperative!

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/282 "2013-01-30T10:07:17Z")

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\*\*Rediscovered my first love  
Giant squid on video! \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/283 "2013-01-30T12:48:04Z")

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\*\*Are tulips with tulip breaking virus GMOs?

“In the end, everybody breaks. It’s biology”

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…whether they’re GMOs or not.

\*\* Are there kids who absolutly cannot be educated?

How to support academia and view much academic work as nonsense

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/284 "2013-01-30T12:49:58Z")

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\*\*Do you believe in past lives?  
Lather, Rinse, Repeat  
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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/285 "2013-01-30T13:13:35Z")

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**How will Casey Anthony pay her lawyer’s bill?  
Showing Cleavage Then Covering It- Why?**

I’m thinking she’s going to have to go a little further than just showing cleavage.

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**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/286 "2013-01-30T13:41:40Z")

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**Conspiracy douchebags harassing Sandy Hook man who helped kids**  
**It’s a MAGAZINE Not a Clip**

Yeah, douchebags it is a magazine!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/287 "2013-01-30T14:23:13Z")

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\*\* Ask the ER Doctor  
What’s the weirdest dream you’ve had lately?\*\*

We had three shootings, half-a-dozen stabbings, a major auto wreck and a brawl at the hockey game, but the only supplies we had for treating patients were pregnancy test kits and a bottle of Xanax. :eek::eek::eek:

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/288 "2013-01-30T19:59:58Z")

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\*\* Hey baby, wanna meet a guy who can buy and sell a country?  
Google Maps Uncovers North Korea  
Posting from a dungeon \*\*

I guess that whole North Korean GIS adventurer-capitalist thing didn’t work out that well, eh?

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/289 "2013-01-31T00:56:33Z")

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**What are the magic words that would make you sleep with someone?  
Help me understand "epileptiform discharge"**

:eek: Preferably in a private room with lots of towels on the floor.

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/290 "2013-01-31T04:02:24Z")

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**Women (and men) who have affairs.  
Was It All An Accident…Or Did An Intelligent**

Well, I certainly don’t think it’s intelligent.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/291 "2013-01-31T12:53:45Z")

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**Have You ever Felt 110 volts ?  
Seemed like a good idea at the time…**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/292 "2013-01-31T14:14:16Z")

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\*\* Should I let my 13 Year old use (The) Dope?  
Why are my boobs getting bigger?\*\*

You shouldn’t have let him read GQ. :eek:

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**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/293 "2013-01-31T14:32:30Z")

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\*\*Have you or anyone you know in the real world ever been victim of a home invasion?

EX’s\*\*

Well!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/294 "2013-01-31T17:37:02Z")

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**Boy Scouts close to ending ban on gays  
odiferous Farting Without Limit**

No, that’s still banned.

\*\* How to Make a Homemade Taser?  
corn, maize \*\*

I think you are confused about [corn shocks](http://www.uky.edu/Ag/NewCrops/introsheets/cornshocks.pdf)…

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/295 "2013-01-31T17:38:30Z")

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\*\* Canada’s Minister of Finance has a rare skin disorder: 7 cases per million  
Amazing bullshit true facts that are in fact true.\*\*

And it was true when the Leader of the Opposition had the Flesh-Eating Disease as well!

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/296 "2013-01-31T19:28:40Z")

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\*\*A feeling worse than depression  
quit smoking cold turkey \*\*

I hear you.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/297 "2013-01-31T20:19:51Z")

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\*\* And you think we have" interesting visitors"  
odoriferous Farting Without Limit \*\*

“Mona, it’s time to move the party outside.”

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/298 "2013-01-31T20:59:35Z")

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\*\*Those Hollywood-types  
Jim Nabors marrys long time partner  
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That’s so gay. Typical Hollywood.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/299 "2013-01-31T21:03:19Z")

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**Did your sex counseling work?  
A feeling worse than depression**

_sigh_ ☹

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2013, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/300 "2013-01-31T21:05:27Z")

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\*\*Dystopian Futures Ahead?  
But…Obama Was Going To Take All The \*\*

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