# Sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 17

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/321 "2013-02-03T21:59:13Z")

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**A strange and peculiar happening related to my grandfather’s death  
Trying to understand the ‘home defense’ gun argument**

Ouch.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/322 "2013-02-04T13:36:56Z")

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\*\* Private Davis: One soldier’s Civil War experience  
odoriferous Farting Without Limit\*\*

“Look at those Rebels run!”

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**Author:** ![EMCEE\_98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b5ac83/32.png) [@EMCEE\_98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EMCEE_98)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/323 "2013-02-04T17:34:29Z")

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Odiferous Farting Without Limit  
First Dog Barney - Is In Doggie Heaven

That must’ve been some extremely odiferous farting. Poor Barney.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/324 "2013-02-04T17:55:58Z")

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\*\*The new proposed ban on “assault weapons”  
Where does right-wing paranoia come from? \*\*

Yeah, pretty much from there.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/325 "2013-02-04T18:07:06Z")

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\*\* Women (and men) who have affairs.

Please do not throw yourself under a train.  
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I’m lookin’ at _you_, Ms. Karenina!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/326 "2013-02-04T20:15:51Z")

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\*\* Ottawa plans to kill the penny

My .30-06 is even more fun now…  
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Yeeee-hah! Pennies!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/327 "2013-02-04T20:19:44Z")

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\*\* Are overweight women less sexually inhibited?  
"Jennifer Hudson and the chorus from Sandy Hook Elementary School will sing “America the Beautiful”\*\*

Yeah, Jennifer’s not as much fun since she lost all that weight.

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**Author:** ![ReticulatingSplines](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@ReticulatingSplines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReticulatingSplines)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/328 "2013-02-04T20:32:59Z")

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I can finally contribute to this thread!

\*\*Creepy to look up a waiter on Facebook? \*\*

**Seemed like a good idea at the time…**

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/329 "2013-02-04T21:44:03Z")

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**I don’t wanna say the football season is too long, but…  
Why has John McCain turned into such a cranky old man?**

Watching the Cardinals game after game will do that.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/330 "2013-02-04T22:17:43Z")

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\*\*Foods you dislike except in that one certain combination  
Putting salt in beer? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/331 "2013-02-04T23:19:58Z")

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**A strange and peculiar happening related to my grandfather’s death  
Why the excessive use of vulgar language?**

Well, no offense, but the old guy was a bit of a %&ing &+#, and frankly I hope he goes to ?#$%&\*!

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/332 "2013-02-05T07:39:14Z")

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**Who is the king of Luxemburg?  
Both a king and a queen**

Henri of Luxembourg is a hermaphrodite?!?

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/333 "2013-02-05T13:44:16Z")

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> [@MEBuckner](#):
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> **Who is the king of Luxemburg?  
> Both a king and a queen**
> 
> Henri of Luxembourg is a hermaphrodite?!?

Or gay.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/334 "2013-02-05T13:54:44Z")

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\*\* Likelihood of same sex children?  
Both a king and a queen\*\*

Anything could happen, if you don’t lay off the drugs.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/335 "2013-02-05T18:30:17Z")

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\*\* Do you have any dangerous knowledge?

I’m a luggage nerd

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/336 "2013-02-05T19:44:42Z")

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\*\*What are some possible theories about what was “before” the Big Bang  
Lather, Rinse, Repeat  
\*\*  
Ah, a believer in the cyclical universe.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/337 "2013-02-05T20:32:46Z")

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\*\*evidence for god? some one said so.

The missing voice in the gun control debates  
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MOSES!

Thou Shalt Not Shoot…  
…without Proper Training, Proper Protection, Documentation, and a Ninety day waiting period.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2013, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/338 "2013-02-05T22:06:18Z")

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\*\* Name a song that mentions a specific year in its lyrics (please read OP)  
I ruined macaroni and cheese…\*\*

_…the directions said it cooked with ease  
but it came out gummy and hard  
I tossed it across the yard  
It was a very bad year_

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/339 "2013-02-06T13:18:34Z")

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\*\* UK House of Commons Approves Gay Marriage  
Ottawa plans to kill the penny\*\*

Connect the dots, sheeple!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2013, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/340 "2013-02-06T13:20:52Z")

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\*\* Which ONE Crime Would You Like The True Answer To?

The golden child

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Eddie Murphy needed the money.

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