# Sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 19

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2013, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/361 "2013-02-11T07:28:39Z")

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**Exhibitionism, cell phone cameras and the internet - oh my!!  
How the hell do I get my mom to use the internet**

:dubious:

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2013, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/362 "2013-02-11T10:38:15Z")

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\*\*Things said to you that left you so dumbfounded you couldn’t respond  
Insults given inconspicously \*\*

Apparently not as inconspicuous as somebody thought.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2013, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/363 "2013-02-11T13:35:26Z")

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\*\* When is enough Bob Marley enough?  
Beyonce\*\*

OK, let’s have some more Bob Marley.

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2013, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/364 "2013-02-11T13:46:59Z")

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\*\*Older with Fewer Miles or Newer with More

Remarried an ex-spouse?\*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2013, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/365 "2013-02-11T14:23:13Z")

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\*\*I’m freakin out  
Meanwhile in Australia…  
This is what it’s like…  
Pope Bendict to resign! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2013, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/366 "2013-02-11T17:07:50Z")

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\*\* Suggestions for ways to pick a new Pope  
New Pope election.  
So the Pope Is Resigning  
New Pope \*\*

Anything new going on in the world of religion, today?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2013, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/367 "2013-02-11T18:13:32Z")

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\*\*Do you own any sequels but not the original movie?

There can only be one.

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Sadly, not true. Look at all the Schumacher _Batman_ films.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2013, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/368 "2013-02-11T18:58:26Z")

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Separated by one:

\*\* Looking at adopting another dog- but there’s an issue- please help!!!

Dog Pooping On Pathways

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Solution: Doggie Obedience School. And/or plastic bags.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2013, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/369 "2013-02-11T19:06:25Z")

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\*\*Why do taxes have “Married filing separately”?  
Taxes: married vs single  
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What’s even better is the OP for both is **doubled**.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2013, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/370 "2013-02-11T19:19:06Z")

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\*\* There can only be one.

Suggestions for ways to pick a new Pope

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Better if reversed, but you go to war with the weapons you have.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2013, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/371 "2013-02-11T19:50:34Z")

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\*\*Things said to you that left you so dumbfounded you couldn’t respond  
Moony-eyed romantic twaddle \*\*

Yeah, mostly.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2013, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/372 "2013-02-11T19:53:42Z")

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\*\*Ask the 9-1-1 Operator…  
Why does My sister hate me?  
I’m freakin out \*\*

OK, I understand that you’re upset, but I’m not sure if this qualifies as an actual emergency.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2013, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/373 "2013-02-11T21:05:57Z")

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\*\* LAPD as judge, jury, and executioner  
To Hell With My Uterus\*\*

“Sorry ma’am, your uterus is guilty of disorderly conduct, carrying a concealed ovary and resisting arrest.”

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2013, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/374 "2013-02-12T08:41:29Z")

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\*\*New Pope election.  
Does Christian Doctrine support Exclusionary practices? \*\*

Well, yes, the Pope _is_ expected to be Catholic.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2013, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/375 "2013-02-12T13:45:03Z")

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\*\* Suggestions for ways to pick a new Pope  
Episode IV, A New Pope\*\*

That’s it - Vatican Idol! Candidates are judged by a celebrity panel of Catholics on their knowledge of Church doctrine, writings on sacred matters and ability to sing and dance.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2013, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/376 "2013-02-12T14:35:16Z")

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\*\* I got some free bacon, thinking soup?! Any great recipes?

Do people really not get what a haiku is?

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If the middle line just had four more syllables i it, that would almost qualify.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2013, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/377 "2013-02-12T14:48:42Z")

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\*\* Help Me With This Song

Jim Morrison of the DOORS is alive truly having faked his death in 1971  
\*\*

That’ll never scan!

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2013, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/378 "2013-02-12T15:51:36Z")

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\*\*Why is depression so prevalent in contemporary society?  
Clueless Professionals \*\*

That’s certainly part of the answer.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2013, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/379 "2013-02-12T18:08:50Z")

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\*\* Most Despised Celebrity Who Still Has A Career?

There can only be one.

\*\*  
Well, yes, I guess that “most” limits it to one.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2013, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/380 "2013-02-12T21:10:09Z")

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\*\* Is taste (of food) quantifiable?  
The underuse of Dr Pepper in cocktails  
What was this gross stuff in my mouth? \*\*

A quantifiable Dr. Pepper cocktail.

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