# Sequential threads
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2012, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/21 "2012-12-28T04:15:28Z")
**Stupid Republican idea of the day
For the lava god, you dumb bitch…**
And you thought it was irritating when they just catered to the Christian fundies…
\*\*The long and winding divorce…
Shark Tank Explodes in Shanghai Mall
Good jokes you’ve heard recently \*\*
Your divorce would be over with by now, but they lost a whole tank full of lawyers in Shanghai.
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### Author:  [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2012, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/22 "2012-12-28T07:51:35Z")
**Would you trust them if you were Rudolph?
Where’s the little girl?**
Rudolph: “Where is she you bastards?!”
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### Author:  [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2012, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/23 "2012-12-28T10:50:04Z")
**What’s rough on the outside, but sweet on the inside?
Sequential threads**
…not always!
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 28, 2012, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/24 "2012-12-28T13:18:55Z")
\*\* Give Me An Example Of Sarcasm
Annual Swedish Goat Erection Arouse Arsonists\*\*
No, I think that’s more like irony.
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### Author:  [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)
#### Post date: [December 29, 2012, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/25 "2012-12-29T00:17:04Z")
More circus peanuts:
\*\*I Like Circus Peanuts
Is this behavior a sign of a mental illness? \*\*
Starting to look like it
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### Author:  [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)
#### Post date: [December 29, 2012, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/26 "2012-12-29T00:30:44Z")
\*\*The Racist Roots of Gun Control
Race is non-existent
If not gun control, then what? \*\*
Melanin control.
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 29, 2012, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/27 "2012-12-29T02:15:27Z")
\*\*Angels are real and they walk among us
Angels are real and they walk among us, too
Angles are real and we walk between them \*\*
In other news, anglers are real and… oh, never mind.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 29, 2012, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/28 "2012-12-29T05:05:13Z")
\*\* Do you get this joke? Is it “gettable?”
Pimple in my ear!\*\*
Wart on your butt! Tee hee!
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### Author:  [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)
#### Post date: [December 29, 2012, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/29 "2012-12-29T05:21:36Z")
**Infertility
More Fake Facts**
It’s a medical conspiracy!
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### Author:  [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)
#### Post date: [December 29, 2012, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/30 "2012-12-29T05:32:36Z")
\*\*Stupid Republican idea of the day
Cycle synchronization between men and women. \*\*
I’ve heard stupider (more stupid?)
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### Author:  [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)
#### Post date: [December 29, 2012, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/31 "2012-12-29T05:57:22Z")
\*\* A teenager doesn’t know how to cut up her own food
My dad has really poor social skills\*\*
They say it runs in the family…
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 29, 2012, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/32 "2012-12-29T16:10:58Z")
\*\* Bathroom Tissue, WTF is that?
The most times you’ve done it in a day?!\*\*
There was the ten-roll Norovirus episode, but you really don’t want to hear about that.
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### Author:  [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)
#### Post date: [December 29, 2012, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/33 "2012-12-29T16:19:19Z")
**Critique this execution method**
**Cavity search at the side of the road?**
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 29, 2012, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/34 "2012-12-29T16:39:51Z")
**What to do about neice touching my legs?
How Would You Re-Design The Human Body?**
No legs?
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 29, 2012, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/35 "2012-12-29T16:50:01Z")
**Your “I’m a grown-up now” moments
Cavity search at the side of the road?**
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### Author:  [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)
#### Post date: [December 29, 2012, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/36 "2012-12-29T17:03:53Z")
\*\*Has anyone ever been obsessed with you?
How much does the Queen of England tip? \*\*
'Cause I aint got nobody
nobody nobody cares for me
I’m so sad and lonely
sad and lonely sad and lonely
Won’t some sweet mama
come and take a chance with me
cause I aint so bad
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### Author:  [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)
#### Post date: [December 29, 2012, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/37 "2012-12-29T17:17:37Z")
\*\*How Do I Tell My Wife I HATE the Clothes She Buys For Me?
Having to leave home country for medical care \*\*
So, I guess telling her didn’t go so well…
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 29, 2012, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/38 "2012-12-29T21:59:26Z")
\*\*10 min trip takes 12 hours?
Cavity search at the side of the road? \*\*
A \*very \*thorough cavity search.
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### Author:  [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)
#### Post date: [December 30, 2012, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/39 "2012-12-30T00:39:55Z")
\*\* How much does the Queen of England tip?
Ham, Greens and Black Eyed Peas on New Years \*\*
Cheap Bitch
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### Author:  [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)
#### Post date: [December 30, 2012, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/40 "2012-12-30T00:41:07Z")
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