# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2013, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/401 "2013-02-14T21:52:35Z")
\*\*Valentine’s Day! Bah! Humbug! I don’t think that sign means what it says Plans for VD? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2013, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/402 "2013-02-15T10:25:45Z")
\*\*Addressing An Ex-Pope. Am I right about the incorrect usage on congratulations in this situation? \*\* “Hey, Joey! Congrats on getting the hell out of the Vatican!” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2013, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/403 "2013-02-15T13:45:11Z")
\*\*What’s after death? Most embarrassing unnoticed personal laxity \*\* Well, that depends on how long it’s been since your last meal. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2013, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/404 "2013-02-15T14:19:25Z")
\*\* What’s your greatest weakness? Clueless Professionals\*\* As a pathologist who is consulted daily by other physicians, I’d say this hits the nail on the head. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2013, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/405 "2013-02-15T14:40:40Z")
It’s too tempting to just take the first half of the second thread title: \*\*What will America do when it’s not the only superpower? Go on the offensive [against North Korea] \*\* The original reads: \*\*What will America do when it’s not the only superpower? Go on the offensive [against North Korea]… agree or disagree and why? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2013, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/406 "2013-02-15T15:12:00Z")
\*\*Whence the explosion of self-serve fro-yo shops? Is big bang light still travelling? \*\* Yup, that’s what’s driving the explosion. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2013, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/407 "2013-02-15T15:24:23Z")
Far away, but too good to pass up: \*\*If you measure your love in decades… Now I just have to, ahh, “measure” it with my hand \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2013, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/408 "2013-02-15T15:25:38Z")
\*\* Hey, guess what’s on the back porch! Meteorite in Russia, with pics and video \*\* Oh, don’t let that meteorite get started with showing you pictures and videos of where it’s beem or you’ll never get it to leave! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2013, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/409 "2013-02-15T15:43:52Z")
\*\* It’s that time of year again: What are you giving up for Lent? Sequential threads \*\* ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2013, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/410 "2013-02-15T15:46:40Z")
**Burping and Farting in front of your Man. I Watched a star explode** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2013, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/411 "2013-02-15T17:12:23Z")
\*\*What’s after death? Silk Tie Egg Kits \*\* I need to find a better religion. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2013, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/412 "2013-02-15T18:15:28Z")
\*\*Burping and Farting in front of your Man. I’ve Been Happily Married, No Children. \*\* I might be able to suggest a reason why… ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2013, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/413 "2013-02-15T18:27:07Z")
\*\*Not sure what my problem is. Burping and Farting in front of your Man. \*\* Asked and answered. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2013, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/414 "2013-02-15T19:18:17Z")
\*\* What’s after death? The Surprise! MMP \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Orionizer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/orionizer/32/4442_2.png) [@Orionizer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orionizer)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2013, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/415 "2013-02-15T19:23:24Z")
[CNN Breaking News sending crap stories and ignoring bigger ones](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=682432) [Pinwheel of Scottie dogs feeding](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=682379) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2013, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/416 "2013-02-15T20:04:14Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > \*\* Hey, guess what’s on the back porch! > > Meteorite in Russia, with pics and video > \*\* > > Oh, don’t let that meteorite get started with showing you pictures and videos of where it’s beem or you’ll never get it to leave! or “I can see the Meteorite in Russia from my back yard!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2013, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/417 "2013-02-15T20:57:03Z")
\*\*What’s your greatest weakness? Not sure what my problem is. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2013, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/418 "2013-02-15T21:07:29Z")
\*\* Can a dead man come? Addressing An Ex-Pope.\*\* I don’t think that’s what they mean by “resurrection”. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2013, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/419 "2013-02-16T07:03:27Z")
**What did I see in the night sky? Embalmed and Exhibited Communist Leaders** So _that’s_ what blew up over Chelyabinsk? They gotta start using a less-flammable embalming fluid if the payloads are going to survive re-entry… ---
**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2013, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/420 "2013-02-16T07:54:09Z")
This one just popped up on the Main page from two different forums: **Obama should target… Thomas the evil & gay footman** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=20) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=22)