# Sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 22

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2013, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/421 "2013-02-16T17:28:58Z")

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\*\*Plans for VD?  
Count down to annihilation T - 20 minutes \*\*

Jeez, just because you’re not a fan, it doesn’t mean you have to ruin it for everyone else.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2013, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/422 "2013-02-16T18:41:11Z")

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\*\*Alternatives to [Amazon.com](http://Amazon.com)  
Chlorine and toenail fungus. \*\*

So, I guess \*someone \*had a bad customer experience recently?

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/423 "2013-02-17T03:32:40Z")

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**Silliest Foodie Item, Idea, or Trend?  
Fiddle Faddle**

No love for Screaming Yellow Zonkers?

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/424 "2013-02-17T15:29:43Z")

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\*\*slang synonyms for “junkie”  
Addressing An Ex-Pope. \*\*

Pontifex Cracksimus? Your Holy Dopiness?

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**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/425 "2013-02-17T17:03:46Z")

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**Saving Valentina the Humpback Whale  
Hey, guess what’s on the back porch!**

You are **not** letting that thing in the living room!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/426 "2013-02-17T18:38:56Z")

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\*\* “Born This Way” : Sympathy and Science for Pedophiles  
What happened to JonBenet Ramsey? \*\*

Any comment will be a straight path to hell.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/427 "2013-02-17T21:14:07Z")

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\*\* Next papal name. Place your Bets!  
bunnies-attacking-cars \*\*

There was a Pope Bunnies-Attacking-Cars in the 14th century and things didn’t go well. My money’s on Pope Crazed Echidna.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/428 "2013-02-17T22:28:17Z")

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**Greys Anatomy top 10 sexiest scenes  
When Penguins Attack. What else?**

Well, the prairie dog mud-wrestling episode was pretty hot…

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2013, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/429 "2013-02-17T22:37:39Z")

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**Help with my dissertation  
It’s been a year…can you PLEASE speed it up?**

Hey, blame yourself for not adding “needs answer fast”.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/430 "2013-02-18T15:26:24Z")

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**Night sweats  
Is this evidence of money laundering?**

Gee, doc, aren’t you even going to run some tests? 😕

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/431 "2013-02-18T15:41:10Z")

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\*\*Your order has shipped  
Embalmed and Exhibited Communist Leaders \*\*

It’s just amazing what you can get on Amazon these days.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2013, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/432 "2013-02-18T16:05:08Z")

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\*\*How much should we control sexual expression in teenage girls?  
Is the European model viable in the long term? \*\*

Personally, I specifically favor the Swedish model, with some traditional German naturism thrown in.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/433 "2013-02-19T13:14:13Z")

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\*\* What’s after death?

Going to Japan

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/434 "2013-02-19T14:24:11Z")

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\*\*It’s that time of year again: What are you giving up for Lent?  
Mice. Again! Or…not? Too weak for the BBQ Pit. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/435 "2013-02-19T15:07:35Z")

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\*\* Having senior or blond moments  
Share stories about when you were completely culturally clueless  
Questions that seem easy but are not\*\*

Huh? Whaddaya mean? 😕

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/436 "2013-02-19T17:06:25Z")

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**Share stories about when you were completely culturally clueless  
Is Chinese the hip, new sexual orientation?**

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/437 "2013-02-19T17:08:53Z")

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\*\*It’s been a year…can you PLEASE speed it up?  
Being answered by celebrities on Twitter \*\*

Dude, there is actually a chance that Ellen Page just doesn’t want to tell you what her cup size is.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/438 "2013-02-19T17:21:03Z")

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\*\* Are women’s thighs usually bigger than men’s thighs?  
How hard is it to create a biological weapon?\*\*

Keep eating those Wendy’s triples, and you’ll find out.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2013, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/439 "2013-02-19T19:39:30Z")

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\*\*Share stories about when you were completely culturally clueless  
Going to Japan \*\*

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [February 20, 2013, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/440 "2013-02-20T04:36:44Z")

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**Going to Japan  
So the Pope Is Resigning**

The Vatican has been trying valiantly to hush up the fact that God–or rather, the gods–have spoken, and the former Benedict XVI is now a follower of Shinto.

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