# Sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2013, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/461 "2013-02-21T21:50:55Z")

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\*\* YAGunThread - Let’s keep it simple  
By golly, the NRA may be right!

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Simple enough for ya?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/462 "2013-02-22T13:11:22Z")

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\*\* I don’t like you!  
and just like that…I have a job\*\*

Some interviewers appreciate candor, I guess. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/463 "2013-02-22T13:26:10Z")

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\*\* Things said to you that left you so dumbfounded you couldn’t respond

What’s in your water?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2013, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/464 "2013-02-22T21:00:14Z")

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\*\* How quickly does the new Pope have to decide on a papal name?  
Question on the legality of an advertisement.\*\*

"Help us pick the next Pope’s name - submit your choice (in 75 letters or less) to Name-The-Pope Contest, 1 St. Peter’s Square. Win a cruise on the Tiber, a week’s stay in the Catacombs and a lifetime of free confessions! Contest not open to current or former Vatican employees or their [del]spouses[/del] families.

Tasteless, maybe. But not illegal. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/465 "2013-02-23T19:32:10Z")

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**92-year-old woman gets her dying wish  
US gov’t to air-drop toxic mice on Guam snakes**

Seems a bit random, but I’ll give her points for creativity.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2013, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/466 "2013-02-23T20:50:05Z")

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**Holy OMG, I preggers!  
92-year-old woman gets her dying wish**

OK, I know they say better late than never, but this is stretching it.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2013, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/467 "2013-02-24T12:54:05Z")

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\*\* I love my wife dearly, but she’s stupid. I’m getting tired of it.  
How did you stop being a ‘Nice Guy’? \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2013, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/468 "2013-02-24T15:59:16Z")

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Separated by one:

\*\* How typical is “swinging” among married couples?

Poll: Would You Consider Swinging?

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\*\* We set the date!! I’m getting married!

Ask the guy with Locked In Syndrome  
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How are you feeling, now that you’re locked in?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/469 "2013-02-25T13:46:35Z")

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\*\* Looking for new gymnastics-type tricks to do with 4 year old

Tell me about Yoga.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/470 "2013-02-25T13:58:38Z")

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\*\*Holy OMG, I preggers!

Busted: “The Masturbator” ran away screaming

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/471 "2013-02-25T14:10:25Z")

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\*\*When Penguins Attack. What else?  
The Celebrity Death Pool 2013  
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I would love to read a thread about a celebrity being killed by attack penguins.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/472 "2013-02-25T15:47:15Z")

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\*\*Knight in Shining Armor Question  
Which branch of Biology answers  
\*\*  
A knight is a mammal, but that’s not important now.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/473 "2013-02-25T15:55:05Z")

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**Anal sex joke on U.S. primetime show?!?  
Nutella - most deceptive product on the shelf?**

Anal sex & Nutella? EEEWWWW

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/474 "2013-02-25T17:18:13Z")

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\*\*Neat useful tricks that you think most people are not aware of  
Ask the conspiracy theorist \*\*

Tinfoil keeps out the mind control rays better if you wear it shiny side out.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/475 "2013-02-25T20:37:49Z")

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\*\*Contempt of divorce settlement: what happens?  
Grave concerns. \*\*

Shallow, unmarked grave concerns.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/476 "2013-02-25T20:56:57Z")

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\*\*I don’t care, I’m making it my business (annoying baby announcement)  
Birth of Jesus  
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Jesus Rodriguez, that is.

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**Author:** ![Orionizer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/orionizer/32/4442_2.png) [@Orionizer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orionizer)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2013, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/477 "2013-02-25T23:51:48Z")

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[Don’t want sex with GF anymore ☹](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=621352)

[Looking for new gymnastics-type tricks to do with 4 year old](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=683402)

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/478 "2013-02-26T00:54:53Z")

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**We set the date!! I’m getting married  
evidence for god? some one said so.**

Aw, don’t be so hard on yourself.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/479 "2013-02-26T15:51:06Z")

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\*\* How Do You Say “GAY” In Spanish? And Other Languages?  
Holy OMG, I preggers!  
\*\*  
I’m sure you’re…happy about it :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/480 "2013-02-26T15:54:43Z")

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\*\*Statue of Liber—ation Through Christ  
Original Playboy Bunny recruitment brochure. \*\*

If they manage to combine these two tactics, they’ll be unstoppable.

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