# Sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 25

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/481 "2013-02-26T16:10:01Z")

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\*\* Busted: “The Masturbator” ran away screaming  
Original Playboy Bunny recruitment brochure. \*\*

I… really don’t know what to say about this one.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/482 "2013-02-26T17:05:22Z")

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**Birth of Jesus  
What is this holy looking object?**

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**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/483 "2013-02-26T21:16:56Z")

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**Should the minimum wage be lowered to $6 per hour?  
Obama plans to raise min. wage $9 an hour.**

Well…!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/484 "2013-02-26T21:40:06Z")

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\*\*What was the biggest “pre-dinosaur” animal?  
People who are 7’3" or taller  
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Dude, you’re such a _dimetrodon_.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2013, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/485 "2013-02-26T21:41:56Z")

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\*\* I saw it again! (Harry Potter 1 question.)  
Movies you watch over and over and over again.  
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Please be sure to phrase your answer in the form of a question.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2013, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/486 "2013-02-27T13:05:08Z")

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\*\* What would your papal name be?

Statue of Liber—ation Through Christ

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well, you certainly wouldn’t have to worry if anyone had used that name _before_ you.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2013, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/487 "2013-02-27T21:33:14Z")

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\*\*Your favorite Coen brothers movie  
Once a Dick, Always a Dick  
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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2013, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/488 "2013-02-27T22:34:39Z")

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**Is there an activity that’ll allow me to see another universe instead of my own surroundings?  
So, I’m moving to Malta next week**

There’s an activity that’ll allow you to see another _country_ instead of your own surroundings…

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/489 "2013-02-28T12:52:07Z")

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\*\*Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer is a Gold Plated Bitch  
Lye is not an acid, you Yahoo! hacks  
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And it won’t dissolve gold!

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/490 "2013-02-28T13:26:57Z")

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**Knife Fighting Grip and Technique  
Electing the Pope, past and present**

Sometimes the decision making process can get a little…messy. There’s a reason Cardinals wear red.  
**Moving with a cat  
My tears**

And lacerations, I take it.  
**Make a manual for avoiding trouble  
Birth of Jesus**

History disagrees!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/491 "2013-02-28T14:45:16Z")

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\*\*I don’t like music

Does Age Kill Rock and Roll Creativity?

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\*\* My friend and I are pretty sure his Dad thinks LOL means lots of love

Oh good lord, dad. Welcome to 2013. Show some sense.  
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**Author:** ![Winston\_Bongo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a9adbd/32.png) [@Winston\_Bongo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Bongo)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/492 "2013-02-28T17:27:10Z")

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\*\*Is there an activity that’ll allow me to see another universe instead of my own surroundings?

Ask the guy whose son had a vitrectomy \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/493 "2013-02-28T21:54:41Z")

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\*\*Why does the LHC have straight sections?  
Discrimination in hiring based on sexual orientation  
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Yep. The best qualified sections were gay, but the scientists were engaged in quotas.

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2013, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/494 "2013-02-28T23:30:39Z")

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**Wait, strikeover doesn’t work on the number four?  
Does this board do weird auto-corrects?**

Consecutive threads, in that order, in the same forum…

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2013, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/495 "2013-03-01T12:50:06Z")

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\*\*What will America do when it’s not the only superpower?

An experiment with time travel \*\*

Scotty, beam us back to the good old days!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2013, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/496 "2013-03-01T14:27:23Z")

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\*\*English Public Schools and Buggering  
It’s been bugging me for a month…[question about sinking boats]  
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And boy are you sore!

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2013, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/497 "2013-03-01T17:54:47Z")

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**Funniest 36 seconds on the internet  
Sequential threads**

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2013, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/498 "2013-03-01T19:37:45Z")

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**Frustrated About The University  
Reboot Your Life**

That’s one option. Sounds a bit drastic, though.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2013, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/499 "2013-03-01T22:43:01Z")

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**Good gifts for parents of babies?  
Rabbit!**

Because it’s not like they have any other recently arrived small hungry critters they need to take care of.

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2013, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/500 "2013-03-02T03:11:44Z")

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**I’m Going to be Having Cataract Surgery- What To Expect?  
Insulting a Judge = Jail time?**

Oops, sorry, Your Honor, didn’t see you there.

**When does a joke go too far?  
Community - Season 4**

Yeah, the first three were fine, but …

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