# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2013, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/501 "2013-03-02T17:11:09Z")
\*\*How Do You Say “GAY” In Spanish? And Other Languages? I can’t do business speak \*\* :dubious: What business are you in, exactly? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2013, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/502 "2013-03-02T17:13:00Z")
**Stuff you’ve dabbed, sprayed or washed yourself with accidently. Can a man releaes semen before ejaculation** Apparently. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2013, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/503 "2013-03-03T06:22:09Z")
**Making my nails stronger? Making Your Own Kitchen Cabinets-Easy?** If you have strong nails to hold them together. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2013, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/504 "2013-03-03T14:52:20Z")
**Why don’t we establish a world government? The Voting Rights Act** Saudi Arabia and North Korea have both been having a hell of a time getting pre-clearance from the Justice Department. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2013, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/505 "2013-03-03T18:40:21Z")
**She said “No”; did she mean, “Yes”? Guys and creepiness** Your lips say “no” and your eyes say “yes” but the judge says I am prohibited from coming within 500 feet of you. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2013, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/506 "2013-03-03T19:31:08Z")
\*\* Mitt Romney: “It kills me” to not be in the White House Why don’t we establish a world government? \*\* With Liberty and Magic Underwear for All. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2013, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/507 "2013-03-03T23:56:29Z")
**Stuff you never see advertized (any more) London brothel menu from 1912** Well, they’d be awfully old at this point. ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2013, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/508 "2013-03-04T00:57:41Z")
**Bad one-liners your Dad (or Mom) repeatedly subjected you to, Community - Season 4** Repeatedly? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2013, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/509 "2013-03-04T12:53:23Z")
\*\*“Taxidermy” help I made teriyaki meatballs! Now I realize… \*\* …that I should have used fresher meat. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2013, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/510 "2013-03-04T13:58:18Z")
\*\* The Most Maudlin Song Award goes to… It goes to 11 \*\* I image somewhere somebody wrote such a song, but I’ve never heard it. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2013, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/511 "2013-03-04T14:28:49Z")
\*\*Ugly, but large, thrift store, acrylic painting purchased for $2. Dogs on the Titanic \*\* I want that painting. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2013, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/512 "2013-03-04T21:36:21Z")
> [@MEBuckner](#): > > **Stuff you never see advertized (any more) > London brothel menu from 1912** > > Well, they’d be awfully old at this point. I was waiting for those to line up. 😃 \*\*Fun with farts and other harmless pranks So I have this (fake) chicken foot… Spending three tense days with my Ex Wife, my Wife and my Mom. \*\* They might be less tense if you stopped acting like that. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2013, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/513 "2013-03-04T21:42:00Z")
\*\*Hitting a plateau in your weight loss, what do you do? Getting a circumcision as an adult? \*\* I guess it might help you lose another 0.1 of an ounce… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2013, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/514 "2013-03-05T00:34:26Z")
\*\* Making Your Own Kitchen Cabinets-Easy? Massive Excavating With Atomic Bombs-Feasible Now?\*\* Have you checked out the how-to videos at Lowe’s? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2013, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/515 "2013-03-05T12:49:12Z")
\*\* Mystery: What did my hamster die of? Upset stomach and diarrhea shortly after eating. What’s coming out? \*\* The solution to this mystery is TMI ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2013, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/516 "2013-03-05T13:20:53Z")
\*\*London brothel menu from 1912 People sure do age differently. The Solar System is a Vortex Area man swallowed by sinkhole \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2013, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/517 "2013-03-05T18:13:27Z")
\*\* Call me Maybe mashed up with Head Like a Hole Where the well known version of a song is a cover \*\* You mean NiN “Head Like a Hole”, or the Mumford & Sons version? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2013, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/518 "2013-03-05T19:24:59Z")
\*\*A private mission to Mars? Spending three tense days with my Ex Wife, my Wife and my Mom. \*\* I hate to tell you this, but I think the trip takes even longer than three days. ---
**Author:** ![Srsly\_Dad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@Srsly\_Dad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Srsly_Dad)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2013, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/519 "2013-03-05T19:49:09Z")
\*\* Ever feel like selling the farm?\*\* **So, I’m moving to Malta next week** Apparently the answer is yes ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/520 "2013-03-06T03:21:01Z")
**How much is too much beer? Getting rid of ammonia smell from a lot of cat pee** Honest, hon. It was the cat! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=25) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=27)