# Sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 27

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/521 "2013-03-06T03:47:32Z")

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\*\*Comet to pass (or hit) Mars in 2014  
A private mission to Mars? \*\*

Yeah! We’ll send a crew of deep sea oil drilling roughnecks out there to plant a nuclear bomb on the comet and blow it apart, 'cause, uh, you know…Comet!!!

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/522 "2013-03-06T15:46:56Z")

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**Getting a circumcision as an adult?  
She said “No”; did she mean, “Yes”?**

No, she meant “no”. Now put down that razor blade before someone gets hurt.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/523 "2013-03-06T16:51:04Z")

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\*\*The life of a cat lady is starting to look appealing!  
New feline addition to the household \*\*

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/524 "2013-03-06T17:56:47Z")

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\*\*The apparant size of the sun and moon  
How useful is a seeing eye dog? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/525 "2013-03-06T19:31:23Z")

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\*\*Who should compose Star Wars music after John Williams retires or dies?  
Pop songs with kick-ass horns \*\*

We’ll get Bill Murray to sing them.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2013, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/526 "2013-03-06T23:03:05Z")

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**Can a cigar be too big?  
Guys and creepiness**

That’s not a cigar.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/527 "2013-03-07T11:48:48Z")

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**Dog owners : which leg does your dog raise to pee ?  
So, I’m planning on getting “tutored” - any anecdotes?**

Let’s just say your days of leg-raising are numbered.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/528 "2013-03-07T13:00:47Z")

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\*\* Getting a circumcision as an adult?  
Really needs some help\*\*

Yeah, better steer clear of those DIY kits.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/529 "2013-03-07T13:34:44Z")

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\*\*Becoming a father  
Did you scream bloody murder while you were in labor? \*\*

No, for me all the screaming happened nine months earlier.

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/530 "2013-03-07T13:53:49Z")

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**Stuff you never see advertized (any more)  
Sequential threads**

Eh, found out through word of mouth.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/531 "2013-03-07T14:02:17Z")

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\*\*Fun with farts and other harmless pranks

Welp! I’m single again.

\*\*  
Cause and Effect

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/532 "2013-03-07T14:26:57Z")

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A three-fer

\*\*Who Are The Childfree?

Becoming a father

Man some little kids are assholes!

\*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/533 "2013-03-07T15:55:19Z")

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\*\*Pretty poor headline writing  
In a creative writing class tonight \*\*

That happens a lot.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/534 "2013-03-07T17:20:57Z")

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\*\* Can a cigar be too big?  
What are your dreams like?\*\*

Man, Freudian analysis is stuck in a rut.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/535 "2013-03-07T21:19:26Z")

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\*\*A grammar pet peeve: Hanged vs. Hung  
New Mexico jail fiasco \*\*

Well, which was it?

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**Author:** ![Srsly\_Dad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@Srsly\_Dad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Srsly_Dad)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/536 "2013-03-07T21:32:36Z")

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\*\*Fun with farts and other harmless pranks \*\*  
**Update: Mr. Shoe is getting better!**

It is all fun and games until someone puts an eye out.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2013, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/537 "2013-03-07T23:00:49Z")

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\*\* What to do, see in Atlanta?  
this is for all racists\*\*

Hey, the South has changed!

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/538 "2013-03-08T16:07:39Z")

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\*\*Things people seem to really enjoy that you don’t appreciate  
Cheating, porn use and the Coolidge Effect \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/539 "2013-03-08T17:12:59Z")

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\*\* I wanna create an anti-social network  
Charlotte area Dopefest on Saturday, March 9 \*\*

Will there be cookies?

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**Author:** ![Orionizer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/orionizer/32/4442_2.png) [@Orionizer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orionizer)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2013, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/540 "2013-03-08T19:32:28Z")

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this is for all racists

Now we can print parts of skulls to implant

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