# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/561 "2013-03-12T14:18:40Z")
Separated by one: \*\*I think my friend is pregnant, but she’s in denial. How can I be a better friend? Poll: Do you believe mandatory abortion should be a legally enforceable contractual clause? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Srsly\_Dad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@Srsly\_Dad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Srsly_Dad)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/562 "2013-03-12T14:32:30Z")
**Neat useful tricks that you think most people are not aware of** \*\* Grammatical rules for quotation marks.\*\* Judging by the amount of posts this topic generates, grammar awareness in general seems to be low. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/563 "2013-03-12T17:11:32Z")
\*\*Getting Used to Contact Lenses Looking for socks \*\* Onvce you’re comfortable looking socks, you can work your way up to shoes. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/564 "2013-03-12T18:05:31Z")
\*\* Universal Gun Background Checks: How would this work? To Spank or Not To Spank… \*\* “I’m afraid this ID doesn’t march your driver’s licence. You’re going to have to bend over…” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/565 "2013-03-12T20:40:52Z")
\*\* Tell me about your colonoscopy Is the 15K mile service a rip off?\*\* It sure was. They skimped on the lube, and spent only two minutes in my sigmoid colon. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2013, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/566 "2013-03-12T23:15:41Z")
**I hope my neighbors get eaten by wolverines No, that’s not hacking** It’s _chewing_. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/567 "2013-03-13T09:39:18Z")
**What would you WANT the #1 cause of deaths for 15 to 24 year olds to be? Taking leftover beer home from a party.** “New study shows acute alcohol poisoning leading cause of death among 15 to 24 year olds.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/568 "2013-03-13T12:13:22Z")
\*\* Ok, Kim Jong Un, you stupid son of a bitch Enough already with Dennis Rodman \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/569 "2013-03-13T12:38:36Z")
Separated by five, but worth it: \*\*Poll: Principal removes army men from 3rd grader’s cupcakes. Right or wrong? I need lots of little plastic toy soldiers! \*\* Are you a Principal? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/570 "2013-03-13T12:39:56Z")
\*\* Is CNN Running Out of Teens? getting old sucks \*\* …especially if it means you can’t be a teen for CNN anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/571 "2013-03-13T16:11:22Z")
\*\*So I’ve decided to run for pope That one dream you never got to do - and likely never will \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/572 "2013-03-13T16:13:45Z")
\*\* How do you deal with living with a maniac? Is there a Gunsmith in the house?\*\* Yeah, that’ll work.\* \*I’m getting an odd sense of deja vu here. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/573 "2013-03-13T18:02:16Z")
**Bye, Opal Probably the best obituary I have ever read!** ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/574 "2013-03-13T18:50:24Z")
**I wanna create an anti-social network Share your current Facebook status** I guess you have to start somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/575 "2013-03-13T19:51:40Z")
\*\* Which animals respond to human facial expressions? Dog Lips \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/576 "2013-03-13T23:15:03Z")
**That one dream you never got to do - and likely never will So I’ve decided to run for pope** Sadly, you likely never will be pope. ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/577 "2013-03-14T01:48:47Z")
**Is there really such a thing as a “Chillicothe Sandwich”? Why does anyone buy that premade?** Especially if it doesn’t exist ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/578 "2013-03-14T11:39:41Z")
\*\*What would your papal name be? Jack Batty: Home Owner \*\* Naaahhhh – it lacks that Papal ring ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/579 "2013-03-14T12:13:31Z")
\*\* How did David Copperfield reassemble this Honus Wagner card? How Much Power Does the Pope Have?\*\* As his first act, he tried to reassemble an Oliver Perez card, but you can still see the seams. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/580 "2013-03-14T13:14:07Z")
\*\*Your stupid questions about other countries and cultures In modern day America, we all live on the streets and eat coffee made from snow! \*\* But first, some stupid questions about our own culture. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=28) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=30)