# Sequential threads
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)
#### Post date: [December 30, 2012, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/41 "2012-12-30T00:55:18Z")
\*\*New Year’s menu plans?
What do I do with the sea monkeys I have? \*\*
Well, I can tell you what NOT to do
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### Author:  [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)
#### Post date: [December 30, 2012, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/42 "2012-12-30T01:15:47Z")
\*\* How Would You Re-Design The Human Body?
Recommend a cable modem\*\*
The embedded Internet connection is a good idea, but really, these days, I’d go for wireless. A combination of WiFi and 3/4G would provide the best coverage.
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [December 30, 2012, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/43 "2012-12-30T14:26:34Z")
\*\*Mundane little things you do on Jan. 1
Cavity search at the side of the road? \*\*
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### Author:  [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)
#### Post date: [December 30, 2012, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/44 "2012-12-30T14:30:49Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#):
>
> \*\*Mundane little things you do on Jan. 1
> Cavity search at the side of the road? \*\*
Hey, I was bored, and more than a little drunk 😉
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 30, 2012, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/45 "2012-12-30T21:22:06Z")
\*\* Poll: Home invasion defense: hand gun, sawed-off shotgun, Uzi, etc.?
What do I do with the sea monkeys I have?\*\*
Keep them by the front door to scare off home invaders?
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### Author:  [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)
#### Post date: [December 30, 2012, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/46 "2012-12-30T22:13:47Z")
**Quickest route to an associate’s degree?**
**English Public Schools and Buggering**
Not sure it’s worth it.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 31, 2012, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/47 "2012-12-31T00:19:36Z")
\*\* Strange Question about Toilet Paper
Ink Fading on Old Documents\*\*
“And I leave all my worldly goods to…” eww, what’s _this_?
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [December 31, 2012, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/48 "2012-12-31T02:39:11Z")
\*\* Remember those old TVs?
Thank OG they’re gone: cries 'cos they’ve gone!\*\*
I’m not going to ask how you feel about toasters. ☹
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### Author:  [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [December 31, 2012, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/49 "2012-12-31T10:39:01Z")
\*\*Online dating is literally the worst
I think I almost got mugged this morning \*\*
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [December 31, 2012, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/50 "2012-12-31T14:53:17Z")
\*\*HALP! I have no idea what to name my new puppy
Long Island Medium
\*\*
It’s no more ridiculous than a lot of racehorse names.
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### Author:  [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)
#### Post date: [December 31, 2012, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/51 "2012-12-31T17:21:22Z")
\*\*Online dating is literally the worst
Damn! Torn retina. \*\*
Oh, you and your “torn retina”. Was it as bad as _online dating_? Yeah, I didn’t think so.
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### Author:  [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)
#### Post date: [December 31, 2012, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/52 "2012-12-31T18:20:34Z")
\*\*Damn! Torn retina.
Shaving can hurt! \*\*
Especially if you shave _there_.
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### Author:  [@Gedd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gedd)
#### Post date: [December 31, 2012, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/53 "2012-12-31T18:44:50Z")
**What’s the story behind your screen name?**
**Shaving can hurt!**
It sure can, why just ask our friend **INickedMyselfAgain**.
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### Author:  [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2013, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/54 "2013-01-01T01:25:10Z")
\*\*Any accomplishments in twenty-twelve?
I just had a Little Debbie Swiss Roll for the first time in my life \*\*
Well, it’s something, I guess.
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2013, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/55 "2013-01-01T15:00:46Z")
\*\* Why isn’t Europe enough for the white race?
Race is non-existent
\*\*
Asked and answered
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### Author:  [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2013, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/56 "2013-01-01T16:07:22Z")
\*\*Man dies after eating 28 raw eggs for bet
How Would You Re-Design The Human Body? \*\*
Probably not for its raw-egg-digesting ability, but there are those who might disagree with me.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2013, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/57 "2013-01-01T17:29:05Z")
\*\* I’m Scared… IT, won’t come out. Yep, #2
Milk Production Question\*\*
If you’re still producing milk, Bossy, that’s all that matters. 🆒
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2013, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/58 "2013-01-01T18:56:45Z")
\*\*What are you looking forward to in '13?
Damn! Torn retina.
\*\*
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2013, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/59 "2013-01-01T20:19:43Z")
\*\* My Friend is considering buying a Gun for Home Defense, what practical things should I tell him?
To oppose shariah or not to be oppose shariah. That is the true question….\*\*
Wait, so if he opposes Shariah he’ll need a larger capacity magazine? :eek:
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2013, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/60 "2013-01-02T13:11:46Z")
\*\* “Do not tumble dry”… ignore?
Difficulties of a Viking funeral\*\*
Somehow, sending Wotan out on a low dryer setting doesn’t have the proper panache.
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