# Sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 30

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/581 "2013-03-14T15:45:08Z")

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\*\*What actions of a previous Pope can a new Pope undo?  
Is manipulation of the fourth dimension the answer to time travel?  
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If I were Pope, I’d go back in time and undo Unum Sanctum.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/582 "2013-03-14T15:54:38Z")

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\*\*How Much Power Does the Pope Have?  
Would it be possible to build a living organism? \*\*

I think you’re confusing the Pope and God.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/583 "2013-03-14T16:08:07Z")

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\*\* When did “You’re not the boss of me!” begin?  
13th March 1996, 17 years ago today. \*\*

The least they could have done was make it a national holiday. ☹

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/584 "2013-03-14T21:54:21Z")

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\*\*Your experience with bat houses  
Vancouver Hotels  
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Come on, they can’t be _that_ bad.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/585 "2013-03-15T12:24:15Z")

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\*\*How do they know they found a Higgs-Boson?  
British parking lot coughs up another one: how often does this happen?  
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Just in the parking lots that are above a supercollider.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/586 "2013-03-15T12:47:46Z")

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\*\*Does anybody else think  
getting old sucks  
\*\*  
I’m sure quite a few do.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/587 "2013-03-15T15:59:17Z")

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\*\*So I’ve decided to run for pope  
Pope Francis \*\*

Hey, that went pretty well! Are you up for starting an “ask the Pope” thread?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/588 "2013-03-15T16:27:16Z")

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\*\* The hippies are getting worse…  
Help me name an airline\*\*

High Times, obviously.

_I used to fly for United Airlines  
then I got fired for reading “High Times”_

- Fountains of Wayne

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/589 "2013-03-15T17:21:25Z")

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\*\* How do they know they found a Higgs-Boson?  
How do I dispose of this?  
\*\*  
Black hole?

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**Author:** ![Rahne\_McCloud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/76d3ee/32.png) [@Rahne\_McCloud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rahne_McCloud)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/590 "2013-03-16T10:07:12Z")

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Soo…Three days and still no hearing in one ear.  
Worthless machines.

That could be your problem.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/591 "2013-03-16T14:08:24Z")

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**Edge Of The Universe  
8 Mile? 6 Mile? 9 Mile? What?**

Close, the edge of the universe is actually 8.3 miles away.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/592 "2013-03-16T15:44:30Z")

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**So what ELSE are you making for St. Patrick’s Day  
Chorizo con papas burritos**

When I lived in Lancaster, there was a place called O’hara’s Cantina. I wonder if corned beef and cabbage, and _chorizo con papas_ was ever on their St. Patrick’s Day menu.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/593 "2013-03-16T20:38:13Z")

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**Objective Marijuana Activists  
Compare and contrast, Caribbean islands…**

Jamaica, mon, all the way.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/594 "2013-03-16T20:45:01Z")

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**Did Benjamin Franklin Say This?  
Stop staring at me!**

Yeah, he always got very self-conscious if anyone was looking at him when he was out flying his kite.

\*\*So, a long weekend in London  
Officially bored with porn. A question of age or circumstances? \*\*

I don’t know, but why don’t you go see a play or something, like a regular person?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/595 "2013-03-16T20:48:20Z")

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**Guys and creepiness  
Poll: What type of soap should a host provide?**

So I guess I should hide my stock of “lipo-fresh scrub” when guests are around.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2013, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/596 "2013-03-16T21:03:38Z")

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\*\* Relief for the worst sore throat of all time.  
Best Limerick Ever\*\*

_A mean old lady from Groat  
Had a horrible case of sore throat  
She gargled with whiskey  
Which just made her frisky  
Until she started to bloat_

Feel better now? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2013, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/597 "2013-03-17T23:11:16Z")

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\*\* Middle age and becoming “invisible”  
Would you consider adopting a ‘special’ animal?\*\*

“ **Wow, there’s a unicorn!!!** and some guy”.  
Dang, that backfired.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/598 "2013-03-18T12:22:51Z")

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\*\*We had a little donkey who liked to get drunk we called him…

Tonight’s meal

\*\*  
Drunken donkeys are easy to sneak up on. And they taste like horse meat!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/599 "2013-03-18T13:29:43Z")

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\*\* C Section Recovery  
Please Critique My New Clown Outfit\*\*

Try less makeup - you’re scaring the baby.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2013, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/600 "2013-03-18T13:47:11Z")

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\*\*Your stupid questions about other countries and cultures  
Ye’ ever read people who add extra o’s and u’s to words?  
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