# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 33
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/641 "2013-03-22T10:09:43Z")
\*\*Nebraska Boy Scouts Say They Need Donations of Ammunition Spontaneous orgasms \*\* And when anti-gun people called guns penis substitutes, they always thought they were being metaphorical… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/642 "2013-03-22T12:18:48Z")
\*\* Speed of light suddenly doubles – what changes? North Korean Military Strength \*\* It’d take too long to explain why…just take our word for it. ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/643 "2013-03-22T15:08:52Z")
\*\*I got trapped in quicksand! What is the biggest silly mistake you ever made?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/644 "2013-03-22T15:36:41Z")
\*\*Ask the Middle Aged Woman with Severe ADHD \*\* **Seen any neat birds lately?** Yeah, the other day I saw a red… ooh, a nickel! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/645 "2013-03-22T17:40:21Z")
\*\*So when is it acceptable to want to have sex with a woman? Ask the Middle Aged Woman with Severe ADHD \*\* “What was it you asked me, again?” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/646 "2013-03-22T18:08:51Z")
\*\* How do our pets not suffocate under blankets? Seen any neat birds lately? \*\* Look under the blanket. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/647 "2013-03-22T19:16:54Z")
\*\* What originally brought you to the SDMB? I got trapped in quicksand! \*\* Needed answer fast! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/648 "2013-03-23T07:59:32Z")
\*\* So I rolled my car today… I got trapped in quicksand!\*\* Damn. Not your day, is it? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/649 "2013-03-23T11:26:48Z")
**Why are you awake this late? I got trapped in quicksand!** Best not go to sleep just yet, then. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/650 "2013-03-23T13:27:02Z")
\*\*Those Special Albums (does anyone else share this concept?) What will you title your debut album? Albums you’d like to nuke from orbit. \*\* If I recorded an album, it would be nuked from orbit. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/651 "2013-03-23T13:59:32Z")
\*\* Siobhan? Shevaughn? Chevonne? Questions About Hiking The Darien Gap\*\* The Mark Sanford for Congress campaign takes another unsavory turn. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/652 "2013-03-23T15:19:34Z")
**Odd Public Restroom Habits You’ve Observed would you want a bathtub in your bedroom?** It may not be public, but it’s certainly odd. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/653 "2013-03-23T17:04:04Z")
**What to do with this tenderloin!? Beef & asparagus maki** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/654 "2013-03-23T19:27:56Z")
**My Diabolical Plan Worked! premature labor** It’s amazing what you can do with a scary mask. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/655 "2013-03-23T23:05:19Z")
\*\* What is the biggest silly mistake you ever made? Punxsutawney Phil Up for the Death Penalty\*\* He never should have left his burrow. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/656 "2013-03-24T10:27:33Z")
\*\* I have a helicopter? Wanted to buy ME-262\*\* That would have been cool. But a helicopter’s a pretty good consolation prize. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/657 "2013-03-24T14:29:27Z")
\*\*I have this kid… Human-Chimp hybrid: Would that “bother” you? \*\* Well, maybe it’s not the thing you should focus on the most in your [Match.com](http://Match.com) profile. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/658 "2013-03-24T15:10:33Z")
\*\* What will you title your debut album? Why so many non-Americans play Americans now?\*\* I’ll wait for the sequel, “My Struggle With Dust Bunnies”. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/659 "2013-03-24T15:16:34Z")
\*\* Could we convict major bank and Wall Street figures? To Spank or Not To Spank… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/660 "2013-03-24T19:50:07Z")
\*\*Bill Gate’s Foundation Offers $100K for Innovative Condom! Spontaneous orgasms \*\* They’re really good. **Isn’t it time for another cute animal video thread? Now that’s a croc!** “Now who’s a cute widdle man eating reptile? _You_ are! _You_ are!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=32) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=34)