# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/661 "2013-03-24T20:58:57Z")
\*\*Ladies, what did you do for your hen night? premature labor \*\* Fortunately it turns out the stripper is working his way through med school. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/662 "2013-03-24T22:04:53Z")
\*\* I have spit stones. Ya know, like kidney stones only in my face. Neat useful tricks that you think most people are not aware of \*\* I’m not sure how it’s “useful”, but, Okay… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/663 "2013-03-24T22:05:15Z")
\*\* I’m Going to be Having Cataract Surgery- What To Expect? Cat Piss Surprise \*\* “Sorry Mr. Lundqvist, we ran out of eye wash.” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/664 "2013-03-24T23:48:34Z")
\*\* I need to fire an object into the sun… Earth in space and time \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/665 "2013-03-25T02:11:24Z")
**Cat Piss Surprise Odd Public Restroom Habits You’ve Observed** Most people don’t take their cats into the washroom at all, let alone aim their streams over the cubicle walls… ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/666 "2013-03-25T05:06:22Z")
“Cat Piss Surprise” really has legs - **Most out-of-place dishes you’ve seen on a restaurant menu Cat Piss Surprise** What’s the surprise, that it has cat piss in it or that it doesn’t? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/667 "2013-03-25T11:48:11Z")
\*\* What originally brought you to the SDMB? I have a helicopter? \*\* Yes. You could have used it to come to the SDMB, too. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/668 "2013-03-25T12:41:02Z")
\*\* The Most Disgraceful Thing You’ve Ever Seen (Especially in Public) Why do so many Americans dislike the French?\*\* You had to expect a wave of national revulsion after Jacques ordered red wine with fish. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/669 "2013-03-25T12:49:49Z")
\*\* Helen Hunt’s face - wtf? The Ninth Gate - Huh?\*\* “Bob’s Quickie Online Movie Reviews” - cryptic, but a fast read. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/670 "2013-03-25T12:50:23Z")
\*\*Why do so many Americans dislike the French? Why do Americans dislike France? \*\* And while we’re at it – Why do Americans Dislike the French? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/671 "2013-03-25T14:14:17Z")
\*\*Odd Public Restroom Habits You’ve Observed Great pens \*\* Did you mean to type “Great penis”? \*\* What is the biggest silly mistake you ever made? So I rolled my car today…\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/672 "2013-03-25T14:46:02Z")
\*\*Why do so many Americans dislike the French? Cat Piss Surprise \*\* Baht eet eez wafer theen! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/673 "2013-03-25T15:04:47Z")
\*\*I smashed my son’s bong Guys, trust me when I tell you, this isn’t the right way to impress a date. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/674 "2013-03-25T16:27:51Z")
\*\* Drilling one hole into a cement-brick wall… Who am I working for anyway?\*\* If it’s Wendy’s, maybe you should head on back to the deep fryer. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/675 "2013-03-25T17:51:54Z")
\*\*Six months ago I did not die… Guys, trust me when I tell you, this isn’t the right way to impress a date. \*\* Damn, I’ve been telling every woman I’ve met that I didn’t die six months ago and no date yet ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/676 "2013-03-25T18:04:06Z")
**Melting old pennies I need to fire an object into the sun…** Overcomplicating things, much? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/677 "2013-03-25T18:04:13Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > \*\*Six months ago I did not die… > Guys, trust me when I tell you, this isn’t the right way to impress a date. > \*\* > Damn, I’ve been telling every woman I’ve met that I didn’t die six months ago and no date yet ☹ They probably think the fact that you’re alive shows a lack of commitment. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/678 "2013-03-25T18:05:25Z")
\*\* Why does the space shuttle make crackling noises during ascent? While We’re Discussing Missillies - India and Russia! Melting old pennies I need to fire an object into the sun… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/679 "2013-03-25T18:56:17Z")
\*\* Cat Piss Surprise My Diabolical Plan Worked!\*\* They’ll never hog the dryers at the laundromat again. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/680 "2013-03-25T20:13:50Z")
\*\* I smashed my son’s bong Great Northwest Dopefest?\*\* Not anymore, you ruined it. ☹ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=33) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=35)