# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/681 "2013-03-25T20:19:18Z")
\*\*Damn you, automatic flusher! Seating for the Colorado Rockies \*\* Everyone stands up for the 7th inning stretch, and water pressure throughout Denver drops dramatically. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/682 "2013-03-26T01:05:53Z")
\*\*Ok, Kim Jong Un, you stupid son of a bitch Appropriate Daily Headlines \*\* Ooh, someone at _The New York Times_ is getting a little testy with the Dear Glorious Comrade Leader. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/683 "2013-03-26T12:16:04Z")
**What originally brought you to the SDMB? I Went Outside Today!** And then, next thing I knew, here I was. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/684 "2013-03-26T14:59:51Z")
\*\*What’s the longest you’ve ever spent on a bus? Ask the guy who lost 200 pounds in 9 months \*\* What can I say, they wouldn’t stop for food. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/685 "2013-03-26T15:22:35Z")
\*\* What was your experience with MENSA? Great pens \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/686 "2013-03-26T16:25:15Z")
\*\* What exactly IS the Boogie Man? Famous theories about deep space and astronomy that have been proven to be wrong\*\* Whadday mean, [wrong](http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/48775785/Eat+the+Sun+Man+In+The+Moon.jpg)? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/687 "2013-03-26T17:04:49Z")
\*\*Poll: Main reason you (or someone you know) gave up their dog Found a ‘pet leasing’ business here in Portland… \*\* Why buy when you can rent, amirite? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/688 "2013-03-26T19:30:43Z")
\*\* I Went Outside Today! Guys, trust me when I tell you, this isn’t the right way to impress a date. \*\* Her: “You went outside? Big Whoop!” ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/689 "2013-03-26T21:17:29Z")
\*\*How much to feed a grown cat? Who am I working for anyway? \*\* The cat. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/690 "2013-03-26T23:08:02Z")
\*\* How do our pets not suffocate under blankets? Crematorium Suicide by train\*\* “All these stories and more coming up next, on ‘Really Crappy Morning America’”. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/691 "2013-03-27T08:52:47Z")
\*\*What happened to my hand lotion? Seriously, does ANYONE like that revolting spitting thing they do in porn? \*\* We need a plan C. Do you have any vegetable oil? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/692 "2013-03-27T10:15:27Z")
\*\* List your “Top Five Beautiful Actresses Over 40” So, nobody watches Girls on HBO? ( \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/693 "2013-03-27T12:40:50Z")
\*\* What originally brought you to the SDMB? 2-headed shark fetus \*\* It was having a great time posting in MPSIMS, so I decided to join too. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/694 "2013-03-27T14:21:21Z")
\*\*What’s it like to be able to eat anything Jurassic Park questions. \*\* Lawyers, for instance. Or nerds. Better if reversed, but you go with the sequences you have. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/695 "2013-03-27T15:04:19Z")
\*\* I got trapped in quicksand! Holy OMG, I preggers!\*\* Your life is a Lifetime Channel movie, I see. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/696 "2013-03-27T15:05:13Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > \*\* I got trapped in quicksand! > Holy OMG, I preggers!\*\* > > Your life is a Lifetime Channel movie, I see. 🆒 \*\*I got trapped in quicksand! Holy OMG, I preggers! 2-headed shark fetus \*\* Indeed!! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/697 "2013-03-27T20:26:19Z")
\*\*Chicken & waffles=huh? How much to feed a grown cat? How effective are low/no carb diets for losing fat? \*\* If you’re on a low/no carb diet, chicken and cat are okay, but lay off the waffles. \*\*Who’s the biggest jerk on Big Bang Theory? Snoopy and the Red Baron \*\* That is so damn cute. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/698 "2013-03-27T20:36:05Z")
\*\* How does a politician actually “send” a letter to the President? Bank deposits get the “haircut” treatment in Cyprus. What happens next? Is North Korea ready to commit “State Suicide”?\*\* Can we debate the use of “scare quotes”? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/699 "2013-03-27T20:52:41Z")
\*\*How many of your relationships started by hooking up? Sobriety Support Requested \*\* So, all of them, I take it? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/700 "2013-03-27T22:58:28Z")
**My Facebook page is full of pink squares Can we get a Facebook friends thread?** Eh, the people around here are all squares as well. Maybe not as pink, though. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=34) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=36)