# Sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 36

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2013, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/701 "2013-03-28T00:20:38Z")

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\*\*Good idea or bad idea  
Keeping yourself from committing horrible crimes \*\*

I’d say good idea.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2013, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/702 "2013-03-28T12:40:17Z")

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\*\* TV sucks and it’s only getting worse  
Electric water kettles are surprisingly useful\*\*

Not only that, I can sit and stare at my toaster for hours.

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2013, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/703 "2013-03-28T15:47:08Z")

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\*\*Gardening Dopers - help! What to plant under a tree?

A lone hydrogen atom and an expanding universe  
\*\*

How about just some nice peonies?

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2013, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/704 "2013-03-28T18:13:31Z")

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\*\* Let’s talk about when guns DID save the day.  
Martin/Zimmerman: humble opinions and speculation thread\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2013, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/705 "2013-03-28T22:45:30Z")

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\*\* vermont vacation in fall  
Is this legal?\*\*

Nope. But you can buy booze at the New Hampshire state liquor stores, if you’re a resident.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2013, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/706 "2013-03-29T00:33:35Z")

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\*\*Why has 7 Up declined so much?  
Chicken & waffles=huh?  
\*\*  
Yep, I think Chicken & Waffle flavored 7-Up was a big mistake, too.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2013, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/707 "2013-03-29T16:06:44Z")

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**Inappropriate laughter  
I spent a week living with a racist birther**

What was inappropriate about it?

\*\* How common is female nipple hair?  
How much to feed a grown cat?\*\*

No need, they get plenty of hairballs the old-fashioned way.

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2013, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/708 "2013-03-29T17:47:51Z")

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**I got trapped in quicksand!  
The long and winding divorce…**

Yeah …

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2013, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/709 "2013-03-29T19:22:20Z")

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\*\*Cat Piss Surprise  
pre-poll baker’s dozen Dem candidates for 2016  
\*\*  
Please, bake something else!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2013, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/710 "2013-03-29T22:44:53Z")

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\*\* Got any funny Easter/Passover stories?  
My Facebook page is full of pink squares  
Inappropriate laughter\*\*

Yeah, someone’s got a really low threshold of amusement.

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2013, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/711 "2013-03-29T23:03:49Z")

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**Can someone tell me the joke that goes with the punch line?**  
Sure. It begins with  
**A lone hydrogen atom and an expanding universe** walk into a bar.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2013, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/712 "2013-03-30T18:08:34Z")

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**The first interstellar spacecraft  
Indian (India) guy interracial relationships poll  
Have you ever seen or known an Indian (India) guy in an interracial relationship before?**

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2013, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/713 "2013-03-30T19:52:49Z")

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\*\* Not the wisest move by this red tailed hawk

How do our pets not suffocate under blankets?

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Hawkie! There you are! What are you doing under the covers?

Hawkie? Hawkie? HAWKIE!!!

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/714 "2013-03-31T03:38:48Z")

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**Achin’ for the bacon - the bacon flavored condom has arrived!!!  
All-purpose baby, pregnancy, and parenting thread**

Because sometimes even bacon fails.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/715 "2013-03-31T11:32:12Z")

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\*\* Eject! Eject! Eject!.. Oops.

Happy birthday, Viagra!

\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/716 "2013-03-31T11:33:20Z")

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\*\* What is the biggest silly mistake you ever made?

“With the boys in college, we needed something else to nurture–”

\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/717 "2013-03-31T15:33:14Z")

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\*\* So you killed your kid while cleaning your gun.  
Whyyyyyy\*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/718 "2013-03-31T15:34:37Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> \*\* What is the biggest silly mistake you ever made?
> 
> “With the boys in college, we needed something else to nurture–”
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> \*\*

That’s certainly an imagination-firing combo.

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/719 "2013-03-31T19:41:01Z")

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**If God Communicated with Humans  
Why do Democrats control so few states governments**

I’m loath to suggest that’s not what He wants, hmm

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**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/720 "2013-03-31T23:04:43Z")

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**So you killed your kid while cleaning your gun.  
Stupid Republican idea of the day**

**Where the heck’s the new MMP??  
You psycho bitch!**

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