# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 37
**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2013, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/721 "2013-03-31T23:05:47Z")
Merged with last post. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/722 "2013-04-01T02:23:04Z")
\*\*Mother of Princeton Students Urges Female Students to Find a Husband at Princeton “With the boys in college, we needed something else to nurture–” \*\* Well, as long as that’s the REAL reason you’re giving that advice, and it’s not becaujse you’re trying to set your sons up… ---
**Author:** ![Desert\_Nomad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desert_nomad/32/177_2.png) [@Desert\_Nomad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desert_Nomad)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/723 "2013-04-01T02:51:37Z")
**You psycho bitch!** **I got hit by a car on my bike today!** ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/724 "2013-04-01T06:20:06Z")
**There’s already a Thread about the Mods’ April Fool’s joke. Inappropriate laughter Aha!** Well, that was inappropriate. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/725 "2013-04-01T13:24:38Z")
\*\*I just did one of the dumbest things ever Man, I’m worse at math than I thought… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/726 "2013-04-01T14:27:41Z")
\*\*I just did one of the dumbest things ever Macy’s accidently marks down $1500 diamond necklace to $47! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/727 "2013-04-01T14:43:51Z")
and a three fer… \*\*I just did one of the dumbest things ever Macy’s accidently marks down $1500 diamond necklace to $47! Man, I’m worse at math than I thought… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/728 "2013-04-01T17:59:20Z")
\*\* Man, I’m worse at math than I thought… Inappropriate laughter\*\* “You mean if I pay $1 for a 50-cent item, I don’t get $2 back in change?” Tee-hee! haha (guffaw) Snerk! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/729 "2013-04-01T20:13:48Z")
\*\* Scooby Doo! Where are you! Ask the conspiracy theorist \*\* One theory is that Daphne and Velma did him in. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/730 "2013-04-01T20:23:30Z")
\*\* Men who stare… and act ashamed about it. Fucking eye contact \*\* It’s important to realize that “fucking” here is simply used as an emotional intensifier, and doesn’t have anything to do with sex. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/731 "2013-04-01T21:36:46Z")
\*\* Notable people who lived into your lifetime Scooby Doo! Where are you!\*\* Alas, Steamboat Willie was caught in a mousetrap before I was born. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/732 "2013-04-01T23:09:16Z")
\*\*I pit cultural hypersensitivity Welcome To The 21st Century \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2013, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/733 "2013-04-02T03:46:11Z")
\*\* How common is female nipple hair? When did humans start wiping their butts? \*\* These questions and more answered in Cecil’s latest column, if he can stop barfing. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2013, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/734 "2013-04-02T12:24:26Z")
\*\*Vikings in New Zealand Getting refused at a hotel \*\* Let me guess - they wouldn’t quit chanting “spam, spam, spam” in the lobby? ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2013, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/735 "2013-04-02T12:33:21Z")
**The green label got me! (aka this just in, candy is still bad for you) SDMB Ongoing Depression Support Thread** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2013, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/736 "2013-04-02T13:17:35Z")
\*\*Is this the expected level of follow through for OKCupid? Taking advantage of the poor, elderly, or ill-informed \*\* Hey, that’s always been my dating strategy. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2013, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/737 "2013-04-02T14:08:03Z")
\*\* Poll: North Korea tries–and fails–to nuke Hawaii. How do you want the US to respond? Do you doodle?\*\* Yes. I doodled an enormous Hostess Twinkie dropped on Pyongyang, flattening the city and drowning Kim Jong Un in cream filling. That’ll fix 'em. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2013, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/738 "2013-04-02T14:32:05Z")
**So…THIS Time, I am Officially a Failure… 🙂 Sequential threads** I agree. That’s about the dumbest sequential thread combo I’ve seen. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2013, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/739 "2013-04-02T19:47:24Z")
\*\* 2013 Weight Loss & Healthy Living Support Thread I watched a man die last night (possibly TMI)\*\* Well, _that_ advice sure backfired. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2013, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/740 "2013-04-02T21:05:08Z")
\*\*Stupid Republican idea of the day So you killed your kid while cleaning your gun. Stupid Gun news of the day… But…Obama Was Going To Take All The Guns! \*\* Doesn’t Obama know that guns don’t kill kids, stupid Republicans cleaning their guns kill their kids? \*\*Does your family have any Easter Traditions? I do find one foot of snow in less than 24 hours a tad excessive. \*\* But it’s our Easter tradition! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=36) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=38)