# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 38
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2013, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/741 "2013-04-02T21:36:49Z")
\*\*Can someone tell me the joke that goes with the punch line? Used laptop recommendations: It has to fit in 9.5 inches. \*\* No, I asked for a 9 1/2 inch long … ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/742 "2013-04-03T00:53:44Z")
**What is “constitutional money”? White Substance In Drain Pipe** No, I think that’s the constitutional money shot. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/743 "2013-04-03T01:15:58Z")
\*\*What are the 3 important qualities that you seek in your partner? New Bifocals = Nausea? \*\* Okay, that’s two, what’s the third? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/744 "2013-04-03T10:56:08Z")
\*\*The Truth About What Causes Homosexuality NE Ohio DopeFest on Sat. April 13 \*\* Because dopers are just so damned hot, you can’t help it. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/745 "2013-04-03T13:06:54Z")
\*\*Stoddard Wells airplane mystery solved Scooby Doo! Where are you! Looking for Child Development Advice Legal or not\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/746 "2013-04-03T13:22:26Z")
\*\*Your cute/odd/woo relationship stories I watched a man die last night (possibly TMI) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/747 "2013-04-03T14:23:34Z")
\*\*Viable Combat Animals in the ancient world? Giant Congo snake \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/748 "2013-04-03T18:37:43Z")
\*\* Have you ever welcomed a cold call? Questions on the rear entry position\*\* You’ll never get anywhere with _that_ euphemism. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/749 "2013-04-03T19:19:27Z")
\*\* Questions on the rear entry position Legal or not\*\* It’s OK except in three States where it’s still technically classed as sodomy. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/750 "2013-04-03T20:13:29Z")
\*\* I am an ugly WOMAN, and I hate it Buried in Grain \*\* Couldn’t you just wear a veil? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/751 "2013-04-03T21:00:42Z")
\*\* Best Dirty Jokes/Rhymes/Songs from Childhood What’s your favorite word, and why? What’s this S–T \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/752 "2013-04-03T21:02:08Z")
\*\*What sort of odd momentos do you cherish from loved ones who’ve pass on? So, uh…Kittens. My dick: The answer to everything \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2013, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/753 "2013-04-03T23:16:44Z")
\*\*Legal or not Child Molesters \*\* Not. ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/754 "2013-04-04T02:56:39Z")
\*\*The Truth About What Causes Homosexuality Sequential threads\*\* And you thought it was genetic. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/755 "2013-04-04T03:45:59Z")
> [@MEBuckner](#): > > **There must be basic training for sailors, right? What’s in it? > Water math question** > > “Now, listen up, you maggots! You’re in a compartment that measures eight feet from the deck to the overhead; ten feet from the port bulkhead to the starboard bulkhead; and fifteen feet from the aft bulkhead to the forward bulkhead. Water is entering this compartment at a rate of 30 gallons a second…” Hey, here I am flipping trough MPSIMS, which I usually don’t do, feeling very brüderlichly with the Dope, and I’m cited. And made mock of! (That last bit stolen from _Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf_.) ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/756 "2013-04-04T07:03:19Z")
**The Truth About What Causes Homosexuality So, uh…Kittens.** ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/757 "2013-04-04T08:16:21Z")
**I want a pet fox Is this the expected level of follow through for OKCupid?** Traditionally it’s a fox stole or diamonds. **Update: Mr. Shoe is getting better! Nanotechnology blows me away** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/758 "2013-04-04T12:03:24Z")
\*\*Can somebody explain the Story of Lot? (Gen: 19) Getting refused at a hotel \*\* I thought that was the Story of the Nativity. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/759 "2013-04-04T12:42:06Z")
**Cute girl I like, what do you think yay or nay? Ask the Structural Engineer!** I’d say she’s generally well built, although sagging a bit in the rack area. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2013, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/760 "2013-04-04T12:50:02Z")
\*\* Giant Congo snake Getting refused at a hotel \*\* “Sorry, we’re all booked up - unless you’d like to share a double with Mr. Anaconda.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=37) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=39)