# Sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 40

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2013, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/781 "2013-04-07T09:29:16Z")

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\*\*I just bought a toddler leash  
Why Do Little Girls SCREECH So Much? \*\*

They don’t want to be on a leash?

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2013, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/782 "2013-04-07T13:01:45Z")

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**Words you couldn’t pronounce when you were a kid  
Words you still can’t pronounce  
Urgent Homework Help!**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2013, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/783 "2013-04-07T14:01:15Z")

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\*\* I need a room mate. I am 53 years old. I have never even had one that I hadn’t known. Advice?  
After gay folks, who’s next?\*\*

After that, you can room with anyone! But definitely start with the gay folks.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2013, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/784 "2013-04-07T16:31:19Z")

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\*\* What’s so wrong in calling a woman good-looking?  
Searching for a better descriptor\*\*

“In all my years in politics, I’ve never run across a more _talented_ public official, if you know what I mean (nudge nudge wink wink).”

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2013, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/785 "2013-04-07T16:44:45Z")

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**Eject! Eject! Eject!.. Oops.  
My kitty is going to die**

[Not with one of these.](http://www.japantrendshop.com/pet-emergency-evacuation-jacket-p-694.html)

**The Ongoing Online Dating Advice Thread  
Parents: Do you/would you give your teen permission to have sex?**

It’s not like the law allows for that anyhow, so what’s it matter.

**bouncy huts for grownups?  
Which battles in world history can be remembered as much/more for use of a new or unique weapon?**  
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“Shocking” yourself  
Yet another computer-related problem\*\*

The input device should not be used in that manner.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2013, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/786 "2013-04-07T18:50:10Z")

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\*\* I hate it when…  
Rick Warren’s son commits suicide.\*\*

Yeah, that happens all the time and I hate it!

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2013, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/787 "2013-04-07T21:23:47Z")

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**grammar question  
Is this a good Latin translation?  
I can “pop” my ears at will - unusual?**

No.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/788 "2013-04-08T01:56:15Z")

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\*\* Sexual fantasies/fetishes that you would never carry out in real life  
Poll: Do you think this person is insane?\*\*

When he got to the part about the amphibians covered in hot fudge, then yeah, I was pretty convinced.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/789 "2013-04-08T02:03:18Z")

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\*\* Giant tarantula discovered  
New Member\*\*

So _that’s_ why there are fewer people posting in MPSIMS…

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/790 "2013-04-08T07:39:24Z")

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\*\* Favorite CLEAN joke  
Men’s Rights Movement may have a big future. \*\*

Bwaa! 😃

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/791 "2013-04-08T09:31:41Z")

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\*\*You are military/ex-military. Why did you join?  
Weird turn ons, fetishes, and sexual activities (TMI) \*\*

I’m \*seriously \*into guys in uniform.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/792 "2013-04-08T12:06:04Z")

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\*\*Why Do Little Girls SCREECH So Much?  
I’m wearing hand-knit socks!  
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And they’re _SO PRETTEEEEEEEEEEEE_!!!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/793 "2013-04-08T12:34:31Z")

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\*\*Are there any organisms with a square or cubic morphology (_Bauplan_)?  
people giving animals drugs  
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Sure, but just don’t give drugs to the square animals.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/794 "2013-04-08T12:59:41Z")

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\*\*The legacy of Margaret Thatcher  
The origin of single rogue body hair.

Strippers and their genitalia  
When was the last time one could fly without going through security checks?\*\*

That’s why they strip. They can fly through the check points. Duh!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/795 "2013-04-08T13:09:06Z")

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\*\*Kim Jong Un & Co Found Guilty of “Crimes Against Humanity” - What Happpens?  
is Sardinian maggot cheese real?  
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Pssst…I got a message…the Kims are Sardinian maggot cheese.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/796 "2013-04-08T13:12:21Z")

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**User name change notice…  
I’m Too Old For This 5h1t - a Venting MMP**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/797 "2013-04-08T13:14:15Z")

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\*\*Giant tarantula discovered  
HAYFEVER…on one side of my head?  
\*\*  
Or maybe it’s a GIANT TARANTULA!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/798 "2013-04-08T13:16:54Z")

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\*\* Margaret Thatcher has passed-away.  
Who remembers DUSO the Dolphin? \*\*

Yeah, all this fuss about Margaret Thatcher is…_speciesist!_

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/799 "2013-04-08T13:22:36Z")

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\*\*Sexual fantasies/fetishes that you would never carry out in real life  
Do you doodle? \*\*

I mean, doodling _sounds_ hot. But I don’t think I could bring myself to actually do it.  
\*\*  
Have you ever used your sock to masturbate?  
Erectile dysfunction and sexual orientation \*\*

Sometimes, I think I only like gym socks because I’m _supposed_ to.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/800 "2013-04-08T18:44:10Z")

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\*\*What’s so wrong in calling a woman good-looking?  
Robert E Lee joins the Union?  
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He only did that because Jeff Davis complimented his wife!

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