# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 41
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/801 "2013-04-08T19:53:19Z")
\*\*Sexual fantasies/fetishes that you would never carry out in real life My (ex) friend said he wants to fight me. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2013, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/802 "2013-04-08T21:10:27Z")
\*\* What is the hardest/most erosion resistant substance we can produce in sizable amounts? Strippers and their genitalia\*\* Harsh. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/803 "2013-04-09T00:01:09Z")
**Strippers and their genitalia Is semen used for anything else?** A few other things, but it’s mostly used for strippers and their genitalia. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/804 "2013-04-09T01:41:48Z")
**Do you love your small car? Tell me about it. How Many Birds Have You Killed With Your Car?** It’s not big enough to kill most birds. **What to do in a language club? say smething or keep my mouth shut?** Why take the class, if you don’t say something? **When Margaret Thatcher dies, will you… Gyrate** The last one was a question and the usersname. I had to post this, because gyrating would be so funny. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/805 "2013-04-09T02:37:10Z")
\*\*Scenes that are too awkward to watch Two-Trunked Elephants in Science Fiction Roger Ebert really hated these movies \*\* I don’t blame him. Two-trunked elephants ARE too damned awkward to watch. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/806 "2013-04-09T02:40:27Z")
\*\*What is a “god”? Non Believers; You just learned God existed. Now what? \*\* Better if reversed, but you take what you can get… ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/807 "2013-04-09T09:26:12Z")
\*\*Please wear your hearing aids. Please. HAYFEVER…on one side of my head? \*\* No, I clearly said HEARING AIDS… oh, never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/808 "2013-04-09T10:56:59Z")
**April Fool’s jokes you wish were true/permanent? The German Shepherd and the peanut butter** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/809 "2013-04-09T11:59:31Z")
\*\*One wish, guaranteed to come true - what’s your wish? After gay folks, who’s next? \*\* I think I’ll have a Coke. sorry, one handbasket please ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/810 "2013-04-09T13:12:10Z")
\*\*Harassment from overseas 1/3 of Americans are absolute morons! \*\* Not really, but obnoxious tourists give us a bad name. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/811 "2013-04-09T13:12:32Z")
\*\* You Have a Incurable, Progressive, Terminal Disease. It Hurts. What If… CV transmission fluid service, only at dealership ☹ \*\* I’m pretty sure Manny, Moe and Jack are offering the Cure as well. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/812 "2013-04-09T15:00:11Z")
\*\*Please wear your hearing aids. Please. Why do people with hearing difficulties have a hard time isolating conversations? \*\* What?? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/813 "2013-04-09T15:02:45Z")
\*\*Words you couldn’t pronounce when you were a kid Google Chrome bookmark spacing \*\* Though, on the other hand, I didn’t have much use for any of those back in the early eighties. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/814 "2013-04-09T16:33:22Z")
**My (ex) friend said he wants to fight me. How to deal with biting?** Wear padded clothes, and see if you can kick some of his teeth out. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/815 "2013-04-09T16:48:14Z")
\*\* What to do when pulled over & have a concealed weapon Belly-rubbing Mexicans\*\* “If you overlook my Glock, officer, Miguel here will rub your belly.” Yeah, that’ll work. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/816 "2013-04-09T21:33:41Z")
Separated by one, but worth it: \*\* My dick: The answer to everything. New Member \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/817 "2013-04-09T21:59:56Z")
\*\*1/3 of Americans are absolute morons! Surrounded by fools in April? kvetch about it here. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/818 "2013-04-09T22:03:22Z")
\*\*What’s so wrong in calling a woman good-looking? Searching for a better descriptor \*\* “Striking”? “Stunning”? “Pulchritudinous”? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/819 "2013-04-09T23:10:29Z")
\*\*modern day worship of greek gods Is including “Antarctica” and “World” on this list stupid? \*\* Well firstly, it’s redundant. Secondly, I think Zeus-worship among the penguins isn’t as widespread as it used to be. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2013, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/820 "2013-04-09T23:39:12Z")
**Sexual fantasies/fetishes that you would never carry out in real life Another adolescent sex query?** You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals So let’s do it like they do on the discover channel [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=40) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=42)