# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 42
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/821 "2013-04-10T02:43:36Z")
**Murder Epidemic by Four Year Olds? I just bought a toddler leash** A wise precaution. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/822 "2013-04-10T10:00:48Z")
**Eject! Eject! Eject!.. Oops. All-purpose baby, pregnancy, and parenting thread** What happens when you don’t eject soon enough… ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/823 "2013-04-10T10:05:00Z")
**What steps should I take before calling an electrician? Masters accounting degree** Also useful for dealing with plumbers and auto mechanics. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/824 "2013-04-10T10:26:18Z")
**Another adolescent sex query? Batman and the Joker on the couch** ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/825 "2013-04-10T11:35:41Z")
**Nuclear bomb [threat by North Korea] Is including “Antarctica” and “World” on this list stupid?** **Men’s Rights Movement may have a big future. Proper positioning of side mirrors** She will normally leave the side mirrors on your work truck alone. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/826 "2013-04-10T13:00:07Z")
**I may have to get rid of my cat if I can’t solve this ☹ Tokyo Dopers: Advise requested on how to connect from Narita to Haneda?** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/827 "2013-04-10T14:14:05Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > **Eject! Eject! Eject!.. Oops. > All-purpose baby, pregnancy, and parenting thread** > > What happens when you don’t eject soon enough… Ah, the curse of premature ejection… ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/828 "2013-04-10T14:32:12Z")
\*\*Have you ever made a list of your former lovers…? All-purpose baby, pregnancy, and parenting thread \*\* It’s just good policy to have a list of dates in case you need an alibi… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/829 "2013-04-10T14:35:59Z")
\*\* What is the opposite of fire??? It Doesn’t Rain But It Pours - Inside. In My Furnace Room. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Srsly\_Dad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@Srsly\_Dad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Srsly_Dad)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/830 "2013-04-10T14:37:56Z")
**Dead Broke, No Job. Any Ideas?** **I’m going to have to fire my friend.** I think I may know of an opening for you. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/831 "2013-04-10T14:51:13Z")
\*\*Is semen used for anything else? Blackberry Tethering (Internet Access) \*\* It’s messy, though. I’d recommend using a USB connection instead. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/832 "2013-04-10T14:55:13Z")
\*\* I want a pet fox I just bought a toddler leash \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/833 "2013-04-10T17:18:01Z")
\*\*roofing companies always recommend new roofs, so… Why do people with hearing difficulties have a hard time isolating conversations? \*\* It’s probably their roofs. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/834 "2013-04-10T18:46:31Z")
\*\* What happens when two people join in a civil union? Is semen used for anything else? \*\* No, not really. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/835 "2013-04-10T20:10:44Z")
\*\*Anybody know how to turn off the widgets on an LG extravert phone? Strippers and their genitalia \*\* …but you have to slip a dollar under her garter belt before either of them will tell. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/836 "2013-04-10T20:20:34Z")
\*\*Tattoo locations – [Cracked.com](http://Cracked.com) My dick: The answer to everything. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/837 "2013-04-10T20:31:00Z")
\*\* Go to first new post Whats the appeal of Filipina women? Sexual fantasies/fetishes that you would never carry out in real life\*\* Oh, I’d carry them out in real life. The Filipina women, however have a different opinion… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/838 "2013-04-10T20:41:32Z")
\*\*What happens when two people join in a civil union? Manual sexual arousal while asleep? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/839 "2013-04-10T22:50:22Z")
\*\*Why Do Little Girls SCREECH So Much? Murder Epidemic by Four Year Olds? \*\* You’d be screeching too, if your whole preschool class was being stabbed to death… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2013, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/840 "2013-04-10T22:59:51Z")
\*\* roofing companies always recommend new roofs, so… Junebugs \*\* Getting them to swarm right over the hole is the tricky part. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=41) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=43)