# Sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 43

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/841 "2013-04-11T10:56:35Z")

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\*\* Is this the expected level of follow through for OKCupid?  
Is sex with her and are her blowjobs really worth the risk you are taking? - I said “yes”  
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_takes out subscription_

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/842 "2013-04-11T12:30:27Z")

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\*\*The exclamation “ow” - is it English-only?  
A question about FOOF  
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That’s chemist for “ow”.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/843 "2013-04-11T13:01:48Z")

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\*\* Is semen used for anything else?  
is Sardinian maggot cheese real? \*\*

You know, haggis is looking better and better.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/844 "2013-04-11T13:46:15Z")

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**Is including “Antarctica” and “World” on this list stupid?  
Good places to live in Portsmouth, VA?**

Yes. Yes, it is.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/845 "2013-04-11T14:08:45Z")

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\*\* Has a religious leader ever renounced / recanted his own teachings?  
A question about FOOF\*\*

Recant or not, I doubt he or she would be _quite_ so dismissive.

**What would be the $$ impact of stopping welfare?  
Manual sexual arousal while asleep?**

I’m also unsure whether hookers would need to up their workrate to the extent that it didn’t matter if the client wasn’t awake… :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/846 "2013-04-11T16:48:46Z")

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**Batman and the Joker on the couch  
Scenes that are too awkward to watch**

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/847 "2013-04-11T17:10:43Z")

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**Robert B. Frost’s “Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening” is about…  
What does an adult do at Disneyworld?**

(Though the one before these was “Revving Motorcycles”, which would have been better. But I’m not going to cheat.)

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/848 "2013-04-11T17:52:04Z")

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\*\* how do i find a sugar daddy?  
Should I tell my husband???\*\*

Naw, just wait for him to be pleasantly surprised when the checks start rolling in.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/849 "2013-04-11T19:27:18Z")

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\*\* I tried to jump start my truck incorrectly. What was going on electrically speaking?  
When was the last time one could fly without going through security checks?\*\*

“Whoa, there goes Bob, too bad he hooked up the jumper cables backwards.”

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/850 "2013-04-11T19:53:15Z")

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\*\*Girls, ladies, is the fine movement of your butt, when walking, learned behavior?

If you could be the most arrogant asshole in the world… \*\*

Who wouldn’t be arrogant, attached to a butt that moves like that?

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/851 "2013-04-12T04:06:39Z")

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\*\*Things that disqualify you from being an astronaut

I Have Osgood-Schlatter’s Disease!\*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/852 "2013-04-12T11:30:15Z")

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\*\*Robert B. Frost’s “Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening” is about…

How to correctly recite Jabberwocky

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“And miles to galumph before I sleep  
And miles to galumph before I sleep.”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/853 "2013-04-12T14:01:13Z")

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\*\* What’s the best way to uninvite someone from lunch?  
What’s your earwax like? \*\*

Yeah, demonstrate your gooey earwax and rant about your clogged sinuses - they’ll uninvite themselves.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/854 "2013-04-12T16:23:25Z")

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\*\* 22ft Wasp Nest Found In Abandoned Home In Spain  
Introducing (and possibly eulogizing) Dan the Daring Toad\*\*

Only on Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom could this turn out to have a happy ending. ☹

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/855 "2013-04-12T18:00:46Z")

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\*\*Certain genres of music blasted at annoying volume  
Why do my sinuses hurt again? \*\*

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/856 "2013-04-12T21:12:47Z")

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**What is my roommate’s cat thinking?  
How Many Birds Have You Killed With Your Car?**

“Aw, man, if I had a _car_ I would kill _SO_ many birds! How can you humans have _cars_ and not just drive around all day mowin’ those little guys down?!?”

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2013, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/857 "2013-04-13T00:06:06Z")

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**Whats the appeal of Filipina women?  
High heels**

I don’t know if that’s specific to Filipinas

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2013, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/858 "2013-04-13T01:39:51Z")

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\*\*Your overly judgmental opinions

It’s official, bras are bad for you!  
Poll: Main reason you (or someone you know) gave up their dog

Unsolved Riddle from 1873\*\*

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**Author:** ![Rala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@Rala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rala)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2013, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/859 "2013-04-13T07:54:34Z")

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**So you killed your kid while cleaning your gun  
I pit anti-gun pediatricians**

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2013, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/860 "2013-04-13T10:08:04Z")

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\*\*Sexual fantasies/fetishes that you would never carry out in real life  
Butt implants? \*\*

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