# Sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 44

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2013, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/861 "2013-04-13T14:53:14Z")

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\*\* What is my roommate’s cat thinking?

What’s your earwax like?

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Probably explains why it’s licking my ear.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2013, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/862 "2013-04-14T00:01:19Z")

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\*\* Why Do Little Girls SCREECH So Much?  
I’m getting married in a couple of months\*\*

Try waiting a couple of _decades_, you pervo.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2013, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/863 "2013-04-14T12:14:04Z")

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\*\*You love the song and then you listen closely and hear…  
Mistakes (Sour Notes, Flubbed Lines, Expletives, etc.) on Studio Albums \*\*

Yeah, that happens.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2013, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/864 "2013-04-14T17:34:50Z")

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\*\*Question about neutering a male cat  
How long to make a recovery disc? \*\*

Don’t you mean “recovery dick”?

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**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2013, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/865 "2013-04-15T05:38:30Z")

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\*\*I’m getting married in one month

Ongoing depression support thread\*\*

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**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2013, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/866 "2013-04-15T05:51:38Z")

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\*\*Really mundane stuff that shits you

My husband was arrested for domestic violence today\*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2013, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/867 "2013-04-15T09:03:06Z")

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**When I Was A Little Kid, I Wondered…  
Why Do Little Girls SCREECH So Much?**

Well, perhaps if you had stopped chasing them with sticks…

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2013, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/868 "2013-04-15T13:15:58Z")

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\*\*Sexual fantasies/fetishes that you would never carry out in real life  
How can I change my thinking?  
how do i find a sugar daddy?  
What does an adult do at Disneyworld?  
What can a father do? \*\*

That runs the gauntlet.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2013, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/869 "2013-04-15T18:39:29Z")

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\*\* Your overly judgmental opinions  
I’m getting married in a couple of months\*\*

It won’t last; you’re not capable of a long-term relationship. Better stick to casual pick-ups. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2013, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/870 "2013-04-15T19:59:40Z")

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\*\*East Coast vacation with kids  
Is including “Antarctica” and “World” on this list stupid? \*\*

Yes, it is. Next time, plan the trip yourself, don’t let the kids do it.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2013, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/871 "2013-04-16T00:46:18Z")

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\*\* What are your most unpopular opinions?  
Absolute “Shouldn’t have more children” age?\*\*

Yeah, I get lots of crap when I tell them the limit should be 18.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2013, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/872 "2013-04-16T21:34:04Z")

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\*\* What’s wrong with my oatmeal cookies?  
Ugly American cuisine\*\*

They’re all unsightly and lumpy. Gimme a bunch more to try and I’ll tell you what else is wrong with them.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2013, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/873 "2013-04-16T22:11:59Z")

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\*\*What’s Microsoft’s reaction to Windows 8  
Argumentum ad populum. \*\*

“Windows 8 sucks!”  
**Microsoft:** “Does not.”  
“Does _too_! Everybody hates it!”  
**Microsoft:** “_Argumentum ad populum_. It’s a logical fallacy to say that Windows 8 sucks, just because everybody hates it.”

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/874 "2013-04-17T01:45:17Z")

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\*\*Have you ever made a list of your former lovers…?

Geckos\*\*

None better…

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/875 "2013-04-17T12:13:19Z")

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\*\*Planet destroying weapons  
Ugly American cuisine \*\*

Sounds like someone went to Taco Bell…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/876 "2013-04-17T12:28:31Z")

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**Most effective cockroach elimination?  
Tell me how to curse in Spanish!**

“Al diablo con ustedes, las cucarachas!” Wow, look at 'em run.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/877 "2013-04-17T12:47:42Z")

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**I just bought a toddler leash  
The latest in a line of stupid choices**  
Your toddler agrees with you.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/878 "2013-04-17T14:46:49Z")

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\*\*The latest in a line of stupid choices  
Men vs women \*\*

Yeah. Why not just do both?  
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Restarted my Betta aquarium  
…Gay Marriage now legal in New Zealand.\*\*

Holy cow! Quick, go see what happens if you buy a puppy.

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**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/879 "2013-04-17T15:33:48Z")

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\*\*The latest in a line of stupid choices.

Layered Lingerie\*\*

If the photo is any indication, I agree!!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2013, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/880 "2013-04-17T16:29:39Z")

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\*\* How does the Queen answer the phone?  
Baseballs crush a skull? \*\*

Well, it’s an improvement over “Dingo got your baby?”.

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