# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 46
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/901 "2013-04-19T18:41:29Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > \*\*Your momma’s like a \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ > Sale at Macy’s \*\* > > The womans clothes are half off! Good one. I was thinking along the lines of: “Cheapest in town, and everybody’s going there…” ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/902 "2013-04-19T18:44:07Z")
**Thread to Bring Joy Sequential threads** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Srsly\_Dad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@Srsly\_Dad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Srsly_Dad)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/903 "2013-04-19T18:52:12Z")
**Thread to Bring Joy Downsizing** Only if you are an accountant or corporate raider for a venture capital firm. Definitely not joyful for the Downsizee. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2013, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/904 "2013-04-20T03:06:58Z")
\*\*Dumbass who sent poisoned letters to the President and Sen. Wicker Did I do the right thing? \*\* Admitting it on the Dope doesn’t make you the sharpest hammer in the box. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2013, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/905 "2013-04-21T17:36:08Z")
**Man jailed for watching cartoon “pixie porn” Nothing on earth will stand between him and his penis** Even in jail. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/906 "2013-04-22T01:14:48Z")
\*\* I have successfully clawed my way out of debt. Nothing on earth will stand between him and his penis\*\* Interesting idea for a superhero. “In our next episode, Creepy Mortgage Man is arrested after exposing himself at the bank.” ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/907 "2013-04-22T06:31:48Z")
**How does light from Welding burn your eyes? How did you amuse yourself while recuperating from surgery?** By learning Braille. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/908 "2013-04-22T16:44:28Z")
\*\* A (simple ?) probability question. Where can I buy a human brain?\*\* Probably not at Toys 'R" Us. But the probability of success increases dramatically if you go to Bob’s Brain Shoppe. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/909 "2013-04-22T19:29:14Z")
\*\*An even more frank conversation What was this toy called? \*\* Uh, that’s mommy’s “Special” toy. She calls it Frank. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/910 "2013-04-23T16:54:22Z")
\*\*…Gay Marriage now legal in France Come in here and brag about your kids !!! \*\* I love my French gay son! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/911 "2013-04-23T23:47:00Z")
**Poll: How many “green” things do you do? I’m so embarrassed. I think I have toenail fungus.** ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2013, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/912 "2013-04-24T00:32:33Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > **Poll: How many “green” things do you do? > I’m so embarrassed. I think I have toenail fungus.** If your toenail fungus is green, you’ve got worse problems than what a tube of clotrimazole will take care of… ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2013, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/913 "2013-04-24T02:00:30Z")
**Self Evaluations SDMB Ongoing Depression Support Thread** Yeah, self-evaluations are pretty damn depressing, even when they aren’t triggers for actual self-destructive thoughts. I never did understand what Management was trying to accomplish through them. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2013, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/914 "2013-04-24T12:51:13Z")
\*\*I’d love to see a prequel to… TV series “The Shield” \*\* _The Commish_ doesn’t count? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2013, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/915 "2013-04-24T13:54:19Z")
\*\*Teen Promiscuity, Past and Present Poll: Is this a cult? \*\* I never got to join that cult… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2013, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/916 "2013-04-24T20:09:50Z")
\*\* Come in here and brag about your kids !!! I work in a Military Prison. Ask me anything (Part II)\*\* When there’s a prison riot, are they nice to Daddy? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2013, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/917 "2013-04-25T00:35:15Z")
**Movies you know are bad, but still watch/enjoy Farrah Abraham’s sex tape** I like it for the acting! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2013, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/918 "2013-04-25T02:08:49Z")
**How much fruit is too much fruit? How does being childless (with a vasectomy) rank in environmentally sound acts?** Go ahead and have it, there are too many fruits of reproduction running around anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2013, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/919 "2013-04-25T12:55:42Z")
\*\* What does Jihad really require of faithful Muslims Discrimination at CVS against Asians?\*\* Pretty pissant jihad, if you ask me. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2013, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/920 "2013-04-25T12:59:36Z")
**Going to Barcelona, and preparing to be robbed… the best things in life are old school** “I’m telling you, the robbers in Barcelona–they’re nothing like these two-bit punk stick-up artists we have over here. In Barcelona, it’s like, it’s still an _art form_, man. Each robbery is, like, _handcrafted_; I mean, they pay attention to every little detail–it’s not like they just pull some cheap Saturday night special. I mean, if they use a gun at all, it’s a fine old heirloom, some 19th century single-shot pistol that’s been handed down from generation to generation, from father to son or uncle to nephew. But usually it’s a blade, like a lovely old stiletto or a dirk or something.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=45) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=47)