# Sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 47

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2013, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/921 "2013-04-25T13:05:05Z")

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**Death-Feigning Drug  
Drug to fake death  
Could it be true that postmen live long healthy lives?**

Yes. They just make us _think_ they die.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2013, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/922 "2013-04-25T20:37:32Z")

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\*\*the best things in life are old school  
For Geezers Only \*\*

Yes they are

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/923 "2013-04-26T02:09:48Z")

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**All-purpose baby, pregnancy, and parenting thread  
Poll: Is this a cult?**

That explains so much about parents.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/924 "2013-04-26T12:15:34Z")

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\*\* Mindless Perspectives Some Intuitively Mutilate Simultaneously  
Men expelled from Saudi Arabia for being just too good looking  
Lawyer: Trauma drove woman who cut off man’s penis\*\*

“He was just sooo good-looking, I was traumatized into doing it!”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/925 "2013-04-26T12:17:12Z")

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\*\* Microwaving food - can we settle this  
Questions about bees \*\*

Fool - it _ruins_ the Live Bee Casserole if you microwave it.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/926 "2013-04-26T12:43:30Z")

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\*\*Lawyer: Trauma drove woman who cut off man’s penis  
Crazy assed shit on dating websites \*\*

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/927 "2013-04-26T18:25:15Z")

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\*\*Have you met someone who didn’t know a really well-known pop or historical reference? \*\*  
**Should I wear my trousers rolled?**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2013, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/928 "2013-04-26T21:51:52Z")

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\*\* PMS  
Where can I buy a human brain?\*\*

That’s one possible cure, but you might try sacrificing a chicken first.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2013, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/929 "2013-04-27T14:42:23Z")

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\*\* Why do conspiracy theorists preach?  
Should I wear my trousers rolled?\*\*

Nooo! That’s just what They want! Wear shorts instead. But wait, that’ll allow the chemtrails to penetrate your body more easily. What to do, what to do…😕:eek::smack:

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2013, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/930 "2013-04-27T17:18:48Z")

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**Cool toys you had when you were a kid  
the best things in life are old school**

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2013, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/931 "2013-04-28T01:20:16Z")

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**MEPs dishonesty. Advice?  
Time for more pathetic Facebook angst**

Or, y’know, vote for the other guy

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2013, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/932 "2013-04-28T02:23:58Z")

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\*\*I’m getting married!

Time for more pathetic Facebook angst\*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2013, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/933 "2013-04-28T03:03:46Z")

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\*\* Why does oatmeal give me heartburn?  
So, if I grab an electric fence, will it shock me. . .\*\*

Yes, and you’ll forget all about your heartburn for a minute. But maybe you should just take a Zantac.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2013, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/934 "2013-04-28T13:46:24Z")

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**I’m getting married!  
An interesting photo of a bad woman (MPSIMS)**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2013, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/935 "2013-04-28T17:23:54Z")

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\*\* Things other people enjoy that you don’t  
So… how does bisexuality work? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2013, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/936 "2013-04-28T23:27:24Z")

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**Response to Anti Gay Marriage via Bible argument?  
I was asked to participate in a 4 way last night.**

“how is _that_ a response to anti-gay marriagers?”  
“it isn’t, I just wanted everyone to know!”

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2013, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/937 "2013-04-28T23:30:18Z")

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**Response to Anti Gay Marriage via Bible argument?  
Cat In A Shark Costume Chases a Duck While Riding a Roomba! (???)**

This is a cat in a shark costume chasing a duck on a Roomba, your argument is invalid.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/938 "2013-04-29T13:22:49Z")

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\*\*Baked meatballs – need answer soon  
I found the only person 10 degrees from Kevin Bacon! \*\*  
Wrap in Bacon, bake at 10 degrees.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/939 "2013-04-29T14:39:27Z")

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\*\*Smoking in your car  
Mindless Perspectives Some Intuitively Mutilate Simultaneously  
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Lemme guess, you’re in Colorado?

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/940 "2013-04-29T16:59:39Z")

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\*\*Severed Penis Question (re Erections)  
Problem replacing law mower blade \*\*

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