# Sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 48

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2013, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/941 "2013-04-29T19:24:29Z")

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\*\* Cat In A Shark Costume Chases a Duck While Riding a Roomba (???)  
Creationist Science Test from 4th Grade Science Class\*\*

a) This is an example of intelligent design  
b) This represents natural selection in action  
c) The outcome is pre-ordained by God  
d) The encounter was prophesied in the Bible  
e) Get thee behind me, Satan

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/942 "2013-04-30T03:01:18Z")

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**Let’s talk about ASMR!  
"Did you find everything you needed today?"**

Eh … doesn’t do it for me.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/943 "2013-04-30T05:13:40Z")

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\*\*Time for more pathetic Facebook angst  
I don’t have Facebook account, and I’m not the only one \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/944 "2013-04-30T12:07:24Z")

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\*\*Do I enrage people here beyond reason and restraint?  
Time for more pathetic Facebook angst \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/945 "2013-04-30T13:14:47Z")

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And now we have this:

\*\*The Just To Tick Everyone Off MMP  
Do I enrage people here beyond reason and restraint? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/946 "2013-04-30T13:33:50Z")

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\*\*Arguments **against** gay marriage?  
Total Extinction in 100 Years—What to Do?  
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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/947 "2013-04-30T13:47:30Z")

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\*\*What Do You Wear When You Sleep?  
Why would any guy wear tidy whities? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/948 "2013-04-30T13:56:42Z")

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My yearly-or-so sequential headline from CNN:

\*\*5 Questions You Should Never Ask in a Job Interview  
Who Actually Earns $400,000 Per Year? \*\*

“I do. And you’ll be earning zero dollars per year.”

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/949 "2013-04-30T15:15:11Z")

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\*\*What would be your fantasy business?  
Business that’s a front, but not for crime. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/950 "2013-04-30T16:29:38Z")

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\*\* Did my cat turn on the gas stove???  
Would it be incredibly stupid to plan a Caribbean vacation in October? \*\*

I’d definitely have the cat sitter stop in more than once a day.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/951 "2013-04-30T16:46:13Z")

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**Our pressure tank is leaking   
…Gay Marriage now legal in France**

Imagine what would have happened if your pressure tank had completely ruptured!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/952 "2013-04-30T20:41:24Z")

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\*\*CMU parade controversy over naked woman, dressed as pope  
Our pressure tank is leaking  
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…if you know what I mean.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/953 "2013-04-30T21:08:34Z")

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\*\*Man injured trying to hunt squirrel with bullet taped to BB gun  
Your IRL MacGyver Moments \*\*

Man, Richard Dean Anderson always made it look so easy.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2013, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/954 "2013-04-30T21:45:46Z")

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\*\* Can Orgasm Be Extended?  
Old Folks: Stand and be counted\*\*

Urggh. Now sit down and put your clothes on.

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/955 "2013-05-01T00:22:41Z")

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> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> \*\*Do I enrage people here beyond reason and restraint?  
> Time for more pathetic Facebook angst \*\*

I’m sure my angst enrages some Dopers. (I’m the OP in the latter thread)

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**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/956 "2013-05-01T00:24:48Z")

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> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> \*\*…Gay Marriage now legal in France  
> Come in here and brag about your kids !!! \*\*
> 
> I love my French gay son!

Channeled the dad from _Heathers_ when I read that.

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/957 "2013-05-01T04:50:37Z")

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**What are your most unpopular opinions?  
Licensed travel to Cuba for US Citizens**

I don’t know if that’s the most unpopular.

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/958 "2013-05-01T07:50:18Z")

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**Movies you know are bad, but still watch/enjoy  
Farrah Abraham’s sex tape**

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/959 "2013-05-01T12:44:05Z")

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\*\* Why is N Korea Off The Radar Screen?  
In Jail a Year In Lieu of a $100 Bond\*\*

Yep, throwing the entire country in jail was a great idea. And they don’t have the hard currency to bond out. Win-win!

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/960 "2013-05-01T18:29:13Z")

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\*\*Part-time worker hard to find  
What kind of pigs do I work with? \*\*

With an attitude like that, no wonder you can’t find temps.

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