# Sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 49

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/961 "2013-05-01T18:40:01Z")

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\*\* Where does the energy magnets use come from?  
lobsters  
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Asked and answered.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2013, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/962 "2013-05-01T19:38:36Z")

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\*\* lobsters  
What’s going on in New York City this week?\*\*

Well, things are kind of slow in our supermarket tank. I’d like to pinch Bobby but they put these stupid rubber bands on my claws. Oh look, here comes someone to adopt me!

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/963 "2013-05-02T12:38:37Z")

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\*\* Back To The 1950’s…for real!  
Why is it important to be humble? \*\*

If you’re not, Senator McCarthy will kick your ass.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/964 "2013-05-02T12:40:27Z")

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\*\* Why is N Korea Off The Radar Screen?  
Have you ever heard of getting a shock from Noxzema?\*\*

The C.I.A. is getting really low-tech these days.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/965 "2013-05-02T14:32:04Z")

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**Where does the energy magnets use come from?  
Dreams.**

Wow… that’s deep, man.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2013, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/966 "2013-05-02T22:47:59Z")

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\*\* Why post to a thread where you have no stake?  
Let’s talk self-cannibalism \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/967 "2013-05-03T12:29:51Z")

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\*\*Sequential threads  
Two Humorous Headlines From Today \*\*

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/968 "2013-05-03T17:03:13Z")

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\*\*Let’s talk self-cannibalism  
How to stop chewing my cheeks \*\*

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/969 "2013-05-03T18:16:58Z")

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**I don’t understand our gun obsession  
Anyone here use a straight razor?**

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2013, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/970 "2013-05-04T09:54:50Z")

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**Trends In Culture, 2013  
English Public Schools and Buggering**

Hey, those never go out of fashion.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2013, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/971 "2013-05-04T23:24:33Z")

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\*\* Bug/ Arachnid Royal Rumble  
Why post to a thread where you have no stake?\*\*

Nonsense, I’ve got 50 bucks on the hissing cockroach.

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2013, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/972 "2013-05-05T03:06:40Z")

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**Stupid Republican idea of the day  
Anyone putting in a vegetable garden?**

Not sure what’s Republican about that, exactly …

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2013, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/973 "2013-05-05T10:23:27Z")

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\*\*Driving across the US: Your recommendations for interesting things to see and do on the way.  
Just How Widespread Is Teen Sex? \*\*

More so in some states than others. I’ll see if I can fix you up with a map…

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2013, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/974 "2013-05-05T19:57:04Z")

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**I was asked to participate in a 4 way last night.  
Paid for whales. Got skunked.**

The strange adventures of a zoophile in Bangkok…

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2013, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/975 "2013-05-06T01:24:36Z")

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**Songs about the Oldest Profession  
Paid for whales. Got skunked.**

Do I even wanna know?

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**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2013, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/976 "2013-05-06T01:34:47Z")

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I am a biological terrorist  
Need a name for my unusual home based business…creative open-minded types please

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2013, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/977 "2013-05-06T02:51:52Z")

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\*\* Sugar, Salt, Fat  
Atheists - What drives you?\*\*

All of them major food groups - yee-hah!!

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2013, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/978 "2013-05-06T03:22:25Z")

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\*\*Dopers please let us have your humor…  
Five Women Killed in Limo Fire on San Mateo Bridge \*\*

Dude, not funny.

\*\*Great science facts  
We are not going to be doing any interstellar space travel \*\*

That’s more depressing than the usual sort of “great science fact”.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2013, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/979 "2013-05-06T08:32:29Z")

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**where do Black Americans vacation?  
gutters**

:eek: Racist sequential threads!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2013, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/980 "2013-05-06T10:40:57Z")

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\*\* Anyone here use a straight razor?

Admitting to feeling “stabby” - is it okay to admit?

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Is it okay to admit that you feel “slashy”?

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