# Sequential threads

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 5

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### Author: ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2013, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/81 "2013-01-03T23:23:38Z")

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[Job/Lifestyle benefits you take for granted](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=677641)  
[Pilot spots theft at his home from his airplane](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=677584)

Bet he never takes it for granted again!

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### Author: ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2013, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/82 "2013-01-03T23:32:27Z")

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\*\*Angels are real and they walk among us \*\*  
**Are these guys running some kind of scam?**

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### Author: ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2013, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/83 "2013-01-04T08:39:04Z")

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**What exactly does “semi-automatic” mean in U.S. gun terminology?  
killers**

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### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2013, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/84 "2013-01-04T13:17:36Z")

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\*\* Say something nice about the opposing political party

Joe Biden is just awesome…  
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### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2013, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/85 "2013-01-04T13:53:32Z")

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\*\* My husband is in the hospital, too. Yay!  
Are these guys running some kind of scam?\*\*

Feign illness, get a good night’s sleep and wonderful hospital food. Yes, it’s a scam.

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### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2013, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/86 "2013-01-04T14:13:46Z")

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\*\*Sex Offender Registy: The Unintended Consequences

Right now, I think I’m better off Single.  
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### Author: ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2013, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/87 "2013-01-04T15:54:43Z")

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\*\*Home improvement to help shave legs in standup shower?

Using an electric razor \*\*

Hmmmm… a power outlet in the shower stall probably isn’t up to code. And you’d be playing “Shake Hands with Jesus” after the first shower anyway, so the expense would be hard to justify / amortize. So I think you’re better off with a manual razor or at least a battery-operated one that’s rated for getting wet!

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### Author: ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2013, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/88 "2013-01-04T16:04:28Z")

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\*\*How to combat depression  
Artistically done nude photos of obese women - NSFW \*\*

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### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2013, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/89 "2013-01-04T16:22:20Z")

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\*\*What is your claim to fame?

Britain’s Norovirus Explosion

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That breakout in Britain a few years ago? …(dramatic psause) _I_ did that!

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### Author: ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2013, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/90 "2013-01-04T16:32:27Z")

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**Sex Offenders  
Hobbit questions**

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### Author: ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2013, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/91 "2013-01-04T17:17:44Z")

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**Your Vote for worst video game of all time  
Sex Offenders**

Yeah, that games sucked.

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### Author: ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2013, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/92 "2013-01-04T19:12:21Z")

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Help me catch/kill a rat!

“Only” cat advice

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### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2013, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/93 "2013-01-04T21:15:36Z")

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\*\* Help request: Special Announcement  
Emails from dead friends\*\*

ANnoUncing: My ZombiE CoMing-Out Par_t_y At BoB’s _D_iNer/bRiNg yo **u** r own BRainSsS

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### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2013, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/94 "2013-01-04T21:28:49Z")

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\*\* “Sent From My iPhone”

Artistically done nude photos of obese women - NSFW  
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### Author: ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2013, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/95 "2013-01-04T22:29:18Z")

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\*\*Detecting a Ponzi Scheme  
Tennis Balls on the Lawn  
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The nice man told me that if I could get all my neighbors to put tennis balls on their lawns, I could get tennis balls on my lawn for free!

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### Author: ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2013, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/96 "2013-01-05T10:52:23Z")

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\*\* What is the purpose of those enormous jawbreakers?!  
Poll: How you like THEM apples?\*\*

As apples, they make great jawbreakers.

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### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2013, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/97 "2013-01-05T13:39:54Z")

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\*\* Online dating is literally the worst  
Angels are real and they walk among us\*\*

Still in denial, I see.

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### Author: ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2013, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/98 "2013-01-05T23:47:11Z")

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**Breeding Sled-pulling rabbits  
There is a rabbit living in my carrot patch**

There’s a start…

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### Author: ![Waxwinged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@Waxwinged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waxwinged)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2013, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/99 "2013-01-06T00:17:24Z")

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\*\* “Cat Caught Sneaking Saw, Phone into Brazil Prison”  
So my dog may lose her eye… \*\*

Sheep go to heaven, dogs go to prison, apparently.

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### Author: ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2013, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/100 "2013-01-06T05:11:39Z")

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\*\*Your “I’m a grown-up now” moments

Spontaneous orgasms\*\*

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