# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 50
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2013, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/981 "2013-05-06T12:27:43Z")
\*\* Sequential threads Why I Froze My Eggs (And You Should, Too)\*\* Yeah, who wants to bring kids into a world with Sequential Threads? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2013, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/982 "2013-05-06T12:41:35Z")
\*\*The Good News, Bad News thread I was asked to participate in a 4 way last night. We are not going to be doing any interstellar space travel \*\* But at least yesterday you got to do some space docking. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2013, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/983 "2013-05-06T17:56:06Z")
\*\*Family humor, inside jokes, etc. Is prancing around infront of your window naked Indecent Exposure? \*\* Yes, but it’s a running joke in my family. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2013, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/984 "2013-05-06T18:54:03Z")
\*\*What’s the “weirdest” thing you’ve ever eaten? Hannibal \*\* Now _that’s_ poetic justice. ---
**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2013, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/985 "2013-05-06T21:21:29Z")
**Scissorjack/Beastly Rotter banned. I was banned, and now I’m not? A late April Fool’s joke?** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2013, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/986 "2013-05-06T23:47:24Z")
Separated by one, but worth it: \*\*Swiss Army Knife vs. multitool (Gerber, Leatherman, etc.) Admitting to feeling “stabby” - is it okay to admit? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2013, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/987 "2013-05-07T12:19:55Z")
\*\* What’s the “weirdest” thing you’ve ever eaten? Star Wars Holiday Special\*\* I’m afraid to ask what the hell this was. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2013, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/988 "2013-05-07T13:25:51Z")
**We are not going to be doing any interstellar space travel I am getting married tomorrow** OK, fair enough, but… can’t we just put it off until sometime next week? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2013, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/989 "2013-05-07T15:58:43Z")
**How do I divide my time between two enterprises? Polar Bear vs. Chimpanzee** The travel time might be a problem… unless you work in a zoo… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2013, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/990 "2013-05-07T18:56:50Z")
Separated by one: \*\*Polar Bear vs. Chimpanzee animal football game \*\* My money’s on the Chimps. Polar bears can’t even grip the ball. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2013, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/991 "2013-05-07T19:33:03Z")
\*\* Air Force One crashes! What are your immediate suspictions? Adult women held captive for 10 years?\*\* I _told_ Obama not to invite them to the White House… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2013, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/992 "2013-05-07T20:37:04Z")
\*\*Three Girls Missing Since 2003, Found [Alive] In Cleveland A self-rescue MMP \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/993 "2013-05-08T01:02:51Z")
**Stupid liberal idea of the day Turtle tunnels: not just for teenage mutant ninjas** Again, I don’t know that I’d call that liberal exactly ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/994 "2013-05-08T12:00:03Z")
\*\*share you favorite sex related joke What’s the “weirdest” thing you’ve ever eaten? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/995 "2013-05-08T13:08:11Z")
\*\* Please help me civilize my cat Was being a German Nazi a lot of work?\*\* The dressing-up and phony accent wears you down after awhile. _“You **vill** stop clawing the furniture and coughing up hairballs, or I vill call der Catstapo!”_ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/996 "2013-05-08T14:26:38Z")
\*\*Why is there something instead of nothing? Illegal Immigration, Amnesty & Citizenship \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/997 "2013-05-08T15:12:12Z")
\*\*Obey the warning signs. (death by flash flood) Now Everyone Can Fly! \*\* It’s the landing that hurts. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/998 "2013-05-08T16:40:36Z")
\*\* My sociopathic alcoholic mother died. My .30-06 is even more fun now…\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2013, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/999 "2013-05-08T21:15:21Z")
\*\* Stupid (in your opinion) mistakes people make How do you feel about taxidermy?\*\* You know, your mother’s kind of quiet. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1000 "2013-05-09T01:11:16Z")
**What is a king’s cross? Coon Urine** Asked and answered. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=49) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=51)