# Sequential threads

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 51

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1001 "2013-05-09T02:35:04Z")

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**Your favorite public domain literature?  
My first novel (fantasy) has just been published!**

Not public domain yet, though, unless **iiandyiii** is posting from well beyond the grave.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1002 "2013-05-09T12:40:47Z")

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\*\*What’s the “weirdest” thing you’ve ever eaten?  
Survivor 5/8/13 Don’t Say Anything About my Mom  
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1003 "2013-05-09T13:07:35Z")

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It’s a pity these two threads will probably never go sequential (different forums)\*, but it’d be nice to see:

\*\* Poll: How Often Do You Go No. 2?  
Rodman to Kim: “Do me a solid”\*\*  
\*there’s always the faint hope of a main forum page sequential.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1004 "2013-05-09T13:22:23Z")

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**My first big road trip: Ontario to NH in a day! Any advice?  
visiting Australia!**

I’m not sure if I have the time. I looked it up on Google Maps, and the parts about “drive across the United States” and “swim across the Pacific Ocean (twice)” seem a bit problematic.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1005 "2013-05-09T13:23:44Z")

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**What’s the “weirdest” thing you’ve ever eaten?  
Black & White Television**

It was really crunchy, and it tasted like old commercials.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1006 "2013-05-09T14:03:07Z")

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**I pit APPLES!  
Ask the newly laid off teacher**

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1007 "2013-05-09T16:02:54Z")

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In reverse order:

**Lawnmower killers  
"My speargun accidentally went off."**

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1008 "2013-05-09T16:12:37Z")

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\*\*share you favorite sex related joke  
“My speargun accidentally went off.” \*\*

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1009 "2013-05-09T16:22:39Z")

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\*\*My .30-06 is even more fun now…  
Bogus Reasons to Contact the Ex \*\*  
Wow… that’s just the littlest bit disturbing :eek: 😛

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1010 "2013-05-09T16:23:09Z")

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\*\*I’m very very lucky  
A self-rescue MMP \*\*

Good thing I was there to save me or I might have died.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1011 "2013-05-09T17:20:24Z")

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**share you favorite sex related joke  
"My speargun accidentally went off."**

I can never remember the set-up, though.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1012 "2013-05-09T18:29:32Z")

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\*\*My sociopathic alcoholic mother died.  
I’m very very lucky \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1013 "2013-05-09T18:56:22Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> **share you favorite sex related joke  
> “My speargun accidentally went off.”**
> 
> I can never remember the set-up, though.

Or post 1008.

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**Author:** ![half-elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@half-elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/half-elf)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1014 "2013-05-09T19:03:09Z")

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\*\*Dopers please let us have your humor…

SDMB Ongoing Depression Support Thread \*\*

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1015 "2013-05-09T19:57:26Z")

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\*\*Help With Dogs Barking  
Has anyone tried the Bathmate penis pump?  
\*\*  
No, somehow I just can’t see how that would help.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1016 "2013-05-09T19:58:50Z")

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\*\*Say Ariel Castro Makes Bail Somehow  
“My speargun accidentally went off.”  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1017 "2013-05-09T20:09:20Z")

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**Bike race, crash, eat your opponent**  
\*\*HAMSTER! HAMSTER! Nom-nom-nom-nom! Newslink. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1018 "2013-05-09T21:41:59Z")

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\*\*Does Your Language Differentiate Between Hot (Warm), Hot (Spicy); and Spicy (Lots of Spices) and…  
Monkeys playing instruments \*\*

Actually, no. Which is really annoying, as I keep getting a tuba-playing chimp with my meal every time I try to order a chili dog.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1019 "2013-05-09T21:46:45Z")

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\*\* Monkeys playing instruments  
Help With Dogs Barking \*\*

“Muffy, if you don’t stop that infernal barking, I’ll have Bimbo play “You Light Up My Life” again!”

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1020 "2013-05-09T22:14:16Z")

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**Replacement for Google Reader (will be shut down)  
Monkeys playing instruments**

I have to say, some of these Google projects are getting a bit \*too \*creative…

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