# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 52
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1021 "2013-05-09T22:22:03Z")
n/m ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2013, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1022 "2013-05-09T22:32:55Z")
**Whistling at Women? The “I’ll be damned, it actually works” helpful tip thread** Actually, no it bloody doesn’t. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1023 "2013-05-10T05:16:33Z")
\*\*Why is there something instead of nothing? Immigration \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1024 "2013-05-10T05:18:18Z")
\*\*Just seen Iron Man 3 [OPEN SPOILERS] Bleakest movie you have ever seen \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1025 "2013-05-10T12:57:19Z")
\*\* USB-Microscope What really killed Yassar Arafat?\*\* Holy Fantastic Voyage, it’s the world’s tiniest Mossad agent. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1026 "2013-05-10T13:46:32Z")
\*\*Hannibal Last Day: Lunch \*\* Hmmm, I’ve some fava beens and a nice Chainti. What would be good with that? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1027 "2013-05-10T14:42:59Z")
\*\*On the advice of my attorney I have… Met a very influential person who could help my kid get into a competitive Uni. What now? \*\* The next part is probably not posting on a message board. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1028 "2013-05-10T14:51:37Z")
\*\* On the advice of my attorney I have… Sequential threads \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1029 "2013-05-10T15:52:54Z")
\*\*What really killed Yassar Arafat? Speech recognition error \*\* I can see that. I mean, poor grammar kills me. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1030 "2013-05-10T17:00:47Z")
\*\*A friend of yours is caught drink driving. Is he still your friend? visiting Australia! \*\* cause they drink in Australia, amirite? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1031 "2013-05-10T18:13:10Z")
\*\*Has anyone here ever seen someone in public and… “My speargun accidentally went off.” \*\* You know…? I haven’t even read the speargun thread, but the title fits with so much! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1032 "2013-05-10T19:02:37Z")
\*\*Bleakest movie you have ever seen Star Wars Holiday Special \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1033 "2013-05-10T19:07:50Z")
\*\*Okie dokie… You are driving down a country road Susan G Komen cuts funding to PP \*\* What do you do? Man, I _hate_ that sort of interview question! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1034 "2013-05-10T20:54:15Z")
**Air Force One crashes! What are your immediate suspictions? Monkeys playing instruments** Really? My money was on those motherfracking snakes. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1035 "2013-05-10T20:54:42Z")
\*\*Earth covered in dead people Fuck You Cleveland P.D. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1036 "2013-05-10T20:57:58Z")
\*\* Why are humans the only animals to wear clothes? Immigration\*\* Yeah, once them Mexicans started moving in, people stopped caring whether my bulldog wore pants. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1037 "2013-05-10T21:01:04Z")
**You are driving down a country road How do you feel about taxidermy?** Eh, that’s the sort of thing that’s to be expected in the more rural parts of the country. I mean, as long as the eyes don’t follow you around the room. And it’s not _people_ who are stuffed and mounted up there on the wall. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2013, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1038 "2013-05-10T21:03:30Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > **Air Force One crashes! What are your immediate suspictions? > Monkeys playing instruments** > > Really? My money was on those motherfracking snakes. "Air Force One is miles off course? [That’s impossible–they’re on instruments!"](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEywGpIt0vw) “Yes–but the intruments are being played…by _monkeys!_” “Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up smoking.” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2013, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1039 "2013-05-11T00:03:21Z")
\*\* Why do people have interests? Earth covered in dead people\*\* Oo, that’s my hobby too! If you’ve got a Madagascar Covered In Dead People trading card, I need that one to complete my set. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2013, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1040 "2013-05-11T00:53:41Z")
**Phone in toilet Going to start swimming!** I think I’d just get a new phone. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=51) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=53)