# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 53
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2013, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1041 "2013-05-11T04:12:50Z")
**Marathon runners - what do you eat at the hotel in the morning? Anyone else raise worms?** That would certainly make me run ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2013, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1042 "2013-05-11T14:15:11Z")
\*\* Why aren’t condoms advertised on TV? Did I really just say that?\*\* Yes you did, you naughty naughty person. Go wash your keyboard out with soap. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2013, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1043 "2013-05-11T23:24:59Z")
**Are there societies where sexual abuse is rare, how do they do that Pitbulls** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2013, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1044 "2013-05-12T15:03:58Z")
**Ask the newly laid off teacher What did you do this weekend?** Probably the same thing they did during the week (sorry) ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1045 "2013-05-13T01:29:18Z")
\*\*On the advice of my attorney I have… Squirrel Porn \*\* “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client couldn’t possibly be guilty of child molestation. If you will examine Defense Exhibit A, you will see that he’s into _squirrels!_ He’s sexually aroused by bushy-tailed arboreal rodents, not little human children!” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1046 "2013-05-13T12:58:38Z")
\*\*Turns out older stuff was better made. Like 20 times better. The Way of the Fountain Pen \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1047 "2013-05-13T15:31:15Z")
\*\* Tips for getting armpit stains out of white t-shirts? “If it’s yellow, let it mellow” in other languages?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1048 "2013-05-13T16:09:13Z")
\*\*What did you do this weekend? 12 Year Old Boy Kills 8 Year Old Sister \*\* Man, my sister and I wouldn’t even get near each other… ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1049 "2013-05-13T20:16:33Z")
\*\* My doggie loves a good booty smacking! What did you do this weekend?\*\* I dropped my cat out a third-story window to see what side up she’d land. Aren’t pets fun? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2013, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1050 "2013-05-13T22:13:07Z")
\*\*Did you know? The Way of the Fountain Pen \*\* Yeah, you just follow the way to San Jose and turn left at Albuqueque. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2013, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1051 "2013-05-14T12:51:31Z")
\*\* Sincerly, Can cat owners keep their cats in their own yard? Scorpion country, anyone have any success keeping them out?\*\* Jeez, what have you got against pets? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2013, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1052 "2013-05-14T15:12:47Z")
New Posts: **Can you fix/build stuff? How handy are you? Help with Ikea Furniture - need drilling!** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2013, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1053 "2013-05-14T17:32:35Z")
\*\*What happened to the slaves after they were freed? Escaping to the Soviet Union \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2013, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1054 "2013-05-14T17:48:53Z")
\*\* Why only three counts of rape? You can only have 5 dinosaurs \*\* Yeah, don’t give me that excuse, “T. Rex and Velociraptor wouldn’t fit in the paddy wagon.” :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2013, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1055 "2013-05-14T23:00:04Z")
\*\*I’m sick and tired of… Phone in toilet \*\* Have you tried putting the toilet lid down? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1056 "2013-05-15T15:25:51Z")
**Be QUIET, Co-worker! We are not going to be doing any interstellar space travel** And take down that sign that you taped up on your door saying “astronaut”. You don’t actually work at NASA, you’re an HR assistant. Seriously, the boss is starting to look at you funny. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1057 "2013-05-15T15:36:30Z")
**I’m sick and tired of… Sequential threads** What? Impossible! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1058 "2013-05-15T19:10:17Z")
\*\* Bees are still dying: how screwed are we? What Happens When Fidel And Raul Die?\*\* We won’t be screwed at all, but there’ll be a hell of a buzz. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1059 "2013-05-15T19:50:06Z")
\*\* Larger ladies, what do you wear on a summer holiday? Unintentionally evil (if perhaps morbidly funny) things you’ve seen \*\* Sometimes people on summer holiday make poor choices. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1060 "2013-05-15T20:13:59Z")
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