# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 54
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1061 "2013-05-15T20:56:17Z")
**What DON’T you use that everyone else does? Th’hell, Facebook?** ---
**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1062 "2013-05-16T03:56:22Z")
**Stupid Republican idea of the day temperature** Again, no, Republicans didn’t invent that ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1063 "2013-05-16T12:34:52Z")
\*\* What are these lumps under my giant bruise? Shower radios\*\* Bummer - but if you pinch your arm just so, you can bring in WBZ. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1064 "2013-05-16T15:36:55Z")
**You are military/ex-military. Why did you join? Family humor, inside jokes, etc.** The military: One big, funny family. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1065 "2013-05-16T19:44:29Z")
\*\* I’m sick and tired of… Random compliments from strangers that brighten your day\*\* Gee, thanks for the kind words, asshole! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1066 "2013-05-16T19:59:12Z")
\*\*Foody Do’s and Dont’s that in your opinion don’t make a difference Dishes/food combinations you invented? \*\* I invented it, but it doesn’t matter. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1067 "2013-05-16T20:59:04Z")
dupe ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1068 "2013-05-16T20:59:30Z")
\*\*“What specifically are the job duties?” “Oh, you must not be interested.” I don’t get cat psychology. \*\* “Oh, very well. The job duties are: open cans of soft stinky food whenever I require; keep fresh water available at all times; keep my litter box clean; provide me with a lap to sit on when I want it; pet me and give me scritches between the ears and on the sides of the chin for as long as I want _and not one second longer_; provide me with something to bite and scratch when I’m irritated or bored or finished with the petting and scritches (your body parts will do nicely); and open cans of soft stinky food whenever I require (yes, that one is a repeat, but it’s VERY important). Really, though, you should know all this already.” ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1069 "2013-05-16T21:51:54Z")
**I’m sick and tired of… Poison in water supply** Literally sick, figuratively tired. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2013, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1070 "2013-05-17T01:18:26Z")
\*\* when driving through unfamiliar mountains do you use more than one panel on your android home screen?\*\* No, one panel is about all I can ha…AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH! ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2013, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1071 "2013-05-17T04:34:58Z")
**Nude Bea Arthur painting sells for 1.9Mil… Finally got around to pulling my pork** Whatever it takes… ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2013, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1072 "2013-05-17T11:11:52Z")
\*\*Weird things you notice about getting older that young you never thought about This hurts \*\* That pretty much sums it up. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2013, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1073 "2013-05-17T12:26:22Z")
\*\* Songs that sound upbeat but have darker meanings Finally got around to pulling my pork\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2013, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1074 "2013-05-17T13:57:54Z")
**Weird things you notice about getting older that young you never thought about Earthquake?** What earthquake? I never noticed any earthquake. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2013, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1075 "2013-05-17T16:09:47Z")
\*\* Why do ocean-going vessels burn oil instead of diesel? Why Do People Fart When They Pee?\*\* _How can you mend a broken heart? Why do people fart when they pee? How can ships burn oil instead of diesel? What makes the world go round?_ Nah, the Bee Gees should stick to the original lyrics. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2013, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1076 "2013-05-17T17:44:03Z")
\*\*Important safety tip regarding sex and hornet nests This hurts \*\* Duly noted. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2013, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1077 "2013-05-17T19:29:16Z")
**I’m about to bust my ass thanks to a new floor. Why have victim impact statements?** **Epic facebook meltdown from Gordon Ramsey’s Kitchen Nightmares How do you eat corn on the cob?** **Obama does his best to degrade a couple of Marines. Next episode: Wipers! I pit your pathetic and boring pit threads** ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2013, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1078 "2013-05-17T20:01:37Z")
\*\*I’m about to bust my ass thanks to a new floor. This hurts \*\* ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2013, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1079 "2013-05-17T21:25:59Z")
Retail Heaven & Hell The death of a friendship. Are my tomato plants on death row? Lawnmower killers ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2013, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1080 "2013-05-17T21:30:43Z")
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