# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 56
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1101 "2013-05-20T00:08:20Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > **Do you know who Beyoncé is married to? > Gilbert & Sullivan** > > Most bizarre polygamy case ever. Not to mention necrophilia! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1102 "2013-05-20T02:39:39Z")
\*\*I now know what noise a hoise makes when it explodes Turns out older stuff was better made. Like 20 times better. \*\* For instance, 20 years ago a hoise probably wouldn’t explode. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1103 "2013-05-20T02:41:16Z")
\*\*What did you think was ingenious and your wife thought was insane? Exploding Pig Shit \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1104 "2013-05-20T02:46:29Z")
**Rape Film…(festival? Can I have a better word, please?) I want your youtube videos** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1105 "2013-05-20T09:27:20Z")
**What DON’T you use that everyone else does, the lack of which making you superior to them? Domestic violence** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1106 "2013-05-20T09:52:24Z")
**What DON’T you use that everyone else does, the lack of which making you superior to them? Sequential threads** Yeah. \*\*\*\* that. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1107 "2013-05-20T09:54:53Z")
\*\*A time you’ve cried and no one would understand why. pregnancy \*\* Edit: There’s also: \*\*pregnancy Gone in 40 minutes \*\* Thank God for Plan B! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1108 "2013-05-20T13:26:46Z")
\*\* Poll: Man-Dingo fighting Women do this and I don’t get it\*\* It does seem counter-intuitive, but the ratings are awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1109 "2013-05-20T15:29:47Z")
\*\* Convince me I should believe that Free Will really exists! Enforce existing gun laws before making new ones! \*\* We don’t wanna! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1110 "2013-05-20T15:56:15Z")
\*\*Unintentionally evil (if perhaps morbidly funny) things you’ve seen Would most women really scream when finding a dead body? Is it odd that I enjoy something most people detest? Adult women held captive for 10 years? \*\* Sounds like a horror movie plot. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1111 "2013-05-20T16:36:20Z")
\*\* Movie dialogue mistakes Hot Dogs – Now with Bacon\*\* Hey, that’s my favorite line from the love scene in “Texas Chainsaw 3D”. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1112 "2013-05-20T20:05:43Z")
\*\*Is this a terrible idea? My friend the junkie pregnancy \*\* Yes. Yes, it is. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1113 "2013-05-20T20:07:01Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > \*\* Movie dialogue mistakes > Hot Dogs – Now with Bacon\*\* > > Hey, that’s my favorite line from the love scene in “Texas Chainsaw 3D”. Wasn’t “Hot Dogs” the prequel to “Reservoir Dogs”? I don’t remember Kevin Bacon being in it, though. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1114 "2013-05-20T20:50:21Z")
**Convince me that I should believe that Free Will actually exists! Don’t you think that Obama is making a huge mistake in pissing off all the wrong people?** So are you saying it’s not _really_ his fault? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1115 "2013-05-20T20:50:24Z")
\*\* My brother has gangrene Is this a terrible idea?\*\* Yes. A big juicy cyst is safer, and more entertaining. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2013, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1116 "2013-05-20T22:17:28Z")
\*\*Do you know who Beyoncé is married to? Fresh Whole Rabbit \*\* Man, these rapper names are getting weirder and weirder. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1117 "2013-05-21T01:28:27Z")
**There’s one small thing you ask your partner/spouse to do. They won’t. Passive aggressive? Man-Dingo fighting** I wouldn’t find a Mandingo even if asked. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1118 "2013-05-21T02:15:05Z")
**If You Weren’t You, Who Would You Be? I hate dealing with life changes.** I think I’m just going to be a solipsist and avoid the whole problem. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1119 "2013-05-21T03:02:15Z")
\*\*Weird things you notice about getting older that young you never thought about Turns out older stuff was better made. Like 20 times better. \*\* Of course, “Older Me” _would_ think that. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1120 "2013-05-21T12:39:23Z")
\*\* Bitten by a leech Tell me about WalMart\*\* Just stay out of the leech aisle, you’ll be fine. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=55) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=57)