# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 57
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1121 "2013-05-21T13:10:19Z")
\*\*I’m sick and tired of… New frontiers in spam \*\* But it’s new! ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1122 "2013-05-21T15:23:44Z")
\*\* What would be your fantasy business? Is it wrong to use a vending machine\*\* Of course not. It’s the ultimate fantasy to put $200 in quarters into a vending machine and expect a hot babe to pop out. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1123 "2013-05-21T16:57:57Z")
\*\*What’s the largest number of things that have been counted one by one? Magicada in Baltimore \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1124 "2013-05-21T19:34:02Z")
\*\*Bit by a leech How does this help a toothache? \*\* It bleeds out the ill humours, you see… \*\*What Symbol is this? The worst tornado in the history of the planet \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1125 "2013-05-21T19:42:01Z")
\*\* How do I find an actual massage parlor? How does this help a toothache? \*\* “Y’know, for a little while there I forgot all about my toothache.” ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1126 "2013-05-21T20:11:04Z")
**I’m sick and tired of… My friend the junkie** ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1127 "2013-05-21T21:28:43Z")
\*\*Dishes/food combinations you invented? Fresh Whole Rabbit \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1128 "2013-05-21T21:42:54Z")
**I’m sick and tired of…** **Sequential threads** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1129 "2013-05-21T22:23:39Z")
\*\*If You Weren’t You, Who Would You Be? I’m dead inside; why do people want to “be like me”? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2013, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1130 "2013-05-21T22:59:32Z")
\*\* I’m sick and tired of… Praying to God to reveal himself…\*\* Yeah, lots of people feel that way. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1131 "2013-05-22T00:01:50Z")
\*\*How did people cut their nails before clippers were invented? Dumb Gun Question \*\* Hold Still. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1132 "2013-05-22T12:50:50Z")
\*\* Parallels Between Nixon and Obama? Punishment is a sadistic ritual and the justice system is meant to protect the criminal\*\* If this means Biden gets to be President and then pardons Obama, I’m not for it. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1133 "2013-05-22T16:52:10Z")
From CNN’s home page: \*\*They discovered the cure for… The courage of teachers \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1134 "2013-05-22T17:04:24Z")
**Features you’d want on your dream car? Anchored, spherical radius tornado shelter** Seems that would hurt the performance and the gas mileage, though. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1135 "2013-05-22T17:54:44Z")
\*\* Folks, it’s only a matter of time before… Wow, was I ever clueless about women!\*\* Your dates are sooo predictable. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1136 "2013-05-22T18:59:06Z")
\*\*Wow, was I ever clueless about women! Dad accidentally films his wife with his teenage son \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2013, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1137 "2013-05-22T23:05:50Z")
**Folks, it’s only a matter of time before… Ask the child support officer** Cheap rubbers kept in wallet. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1138 "2013-05-23T12:28:33Z")
\*\*Silly things you’ve heard reporters say or ask. Fifi woke me up today \*\* Film at eleven. ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1139 "2013-05-23T12:52:00Z")
**Before the Sun Becomes a Nova Why post an apartment ad without a price?** 2br 1.5 bath 1000 sq. ft. Beachfront, lovely view. Newly renovated. Go ahead and move in, rent free, I don’t care. Nothing matters any more, not even the lovely hardwood floors. I’ve decided not to wait for The End, will go ahead and end it now, don’t want to burn. Great place for an orgy/mass suicide party! Key is under the welcome mat. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1140 "2013-05-23T15:01:05Z")
\*\*Praying to God to reveal himself… When someone turns down an invitation with a lame reason, just accept it, okay? \*\* “TO ALL PETTY HUMANS ASKING FOR A SIGN FROM ME: I AM BUSY WASHING MY CAT THIS MILLENNIUM. NOW PLEASE STOP ASKING. REGARDS, GOD.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=56) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=58)