# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 58
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1141 "2013-05-23T15:07:47Z")
**I’m dead inside; why do people want to “be like me”? Stupid Corporate Presentation** It’s better to be dead inside when attending a stupid corporate presentation. ---
**Author:** ![wolfstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d6d6ee/32.png) [@wolfstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfstu)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1142 "2013-05-23T15:21:33Z")
**So, would it kill you to accept same-sex marriage? Huh - apparently, it would. What little things set you off?** Talk about pushing your buttons. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1143 "2013-05-23T16:53:22Z")
\*\*How long do you keep leftover food? The 1 - 10 Pain Scale \*\* I keep it until eating it would cause at least a 3 on the pain scale. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1144 "2013-05-23T18:38:29Z")
\*\* If we have sticky threads, can’t we have hot, sticky threads? Poll: What type of sexual are you? \*\* Polyforuminal, I guess. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2013, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1145 "2013-05-23T19:49:34Z")
\*\* Colonoscopies Can conjoined twins get pregnant?\*\* “Are you conjoined twins who’ve gotten pregnant from mishaps during colonoscopies? The law firm of Dongan, Shuttlehauser and Assad has helped many victims get insanely large cash awards, call now.”\* \*“Your state may not recognize Pregnancy Mishaps During Endoscopies as a Certified Legal Specialty. Placing ads like these does not guarantee competency. And stay out of municipal swimming pools.” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1146 "2013-05-24T12:50:31Z")
**Dad accidentally films his wife with his teenage son So, it looks like my marriage is ending.** ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1147 "2013-05-24T13:43:55Z")
\*\* Soldier [Murdered and Possibly] Beheaded in public street in London You shouldn’t follow religions\*\* Thank you, Mr. Obvious. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1148 "2013-05-24T16:51:09Z")
\*\*I-5 bridge collapse Holy Mother Fucking Shit, or… Looks like I’m moving to Memphis, TN. Earthquake \*\* See? It doesn’t matter where you go, bad luck just follows you around. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1149 "2013-05-24T17:36:58Z")
**Tornado Shelters at the schools aren’t practical. Tell me about WalMart** Well, not the worst idea ever. At least there should be scavengable food around for any hypothetical survivors. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1150 "2013-05-24T18:15:29Z")
\*\* Poll: BritDopers (and nosy foreigners) - Leaving the EU How would such a person use a toilet?\*\* Never happen - they’re doomed to wander until they can find a WC. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1151 "2013-05-24T18:45:55Z")
\*\*What type of sexual are you? The 1 - 10 Pain Scale \*\* I’d say a 3. I’m OK with clothespins, but don’t break out the car battery. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1152 "2013-05-24T20:08:37Z")
\*\*Goddammit (Warhammer 40K) Act your race?! \*\* If there’s one thing I hate, it’s Ork players in the middle of a tournament screaming “WAAAAAGGGHHH” at the top of their lungs whenever they throw dice. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1153 "2013-05-24T22:42:19Z")
\*\*So, it looks like my marriage is ending. Wow, was I ever clueless about women! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2013, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1154 "2013-05-24T23:49:00Z")
\*\* Rude questions you wish you could ask. Choosing an index fund?\*\* “Hey honey, are you into high-yield mutuals?” SLAP ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1155 "2013-05-25T00:09:29Z")
A thread title/last poster combo: **you cant fool me WhyNot** ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1156 "2013-05-25T02:05:09Z")
\*\*Individuals Taste in porn How Horrible is the most Horrible Thing You’ve Ever Seen? \*\* Oh, yeah. I don’t even want to get into it. Just…Rule 34, man. Rule 34. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1157 "2013-05-25T12:55:26Z")
\*\* I want to take a cheap flight, I don’t care where or when How Horrible is the most Horrible Thing You’ve Ever Seen?\*\* "We need two passenger volunteers to spin the turboprops to get the engines started. Wait, don’t stand so close! EUGGGGHHHHHH!!!: ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1158 "2013-05-25T15:51:46Z")
**If someone beheaded a soldier of your country and waited 20 minutes surrounded by a crowd… How Horrible is the most Horrible Thing You’ve Ever Seen?** That would pretty much qualify. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1159 "2013-05-25T16:49:31Z")
**What is the difference between slacks and pants? (Women’s clothing in particular) idiotic job interview questions** I’d say. Edit: Well, unless the job is at a pants factory… ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1160 "2013-05-25T18:06:37Z")
**To all the lovely readers of [CNN.com](http://CNN.com)… Where the fuck are you?** Page views going down? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=57) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=59)