# Sequential threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 24, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983 "2012-12-24T05:08:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 59
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1161 "2013-05-25T20:12:39Z")
**Breaking News - I5 Bridge Collapse North of Seattle can anyone help me with this** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1162 "2013-05-25T21:11:48Z")
**How do telemarketers make money? handcuffs and guns** Wow, they really are ramping it up with the aggressive sales pitches, aren’t they? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1163 "2013-05-25T21:15:05Z")
**What type of sexual are you? How do you know if a girl likes you or not? idiotic job interview questions** Quite. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2013, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1164 "2013-05-25T22:41:57Z")
\*\* Statisticians (or anyone who knows about statistical analysis): HELP! What kind of snake? \*\* Let’s see…within two standard deviations, and using a Gaussian distribution, I’d say there’s a 22% chance it’s a Burmese python, a 17% chance of being a puff adder, a 31% chance of being a water moccasin and a 25% chance it’s a crawling king snake. On the bright side, there’s a 4% chance it’s just a hypertrophic earthworm and 1% chance you imagined the whole thing. If you’re bitten 100 times and record the symptoms precisely, we can narrow the odds down considerably. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1165 "2013-05-26T11:03:53Z")
\*\*Shhhh…is it universal? Best way to deal with the silent treatment? \*\* Shhhh…Shit! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1166 "2013-05-26T12:01:12Z")
\*\*Your spouse/SO does not share your sexual interest/kink/fetish. How do you deal? Are 10 year olds generally like this? \*\* Yeah, I hate to break it to you, but they’re generally not all that into pedophilia at that age. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1167 "2013-05-26T13:35:30Z")
\*\* What do you add to your oatmeal to make it not so boring? Lone Ranger Movie\*\* Yeah, and you can wear your Iron Man t-shirt and your sneakers with the flashing LED lights, and maybe mom will let you play outside after breakfast! ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1168 "2013-05-26T14:47:16Z")
\*\*Tramp Stamp = tramp…who knew?! Wow, was I ever clueless about women! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1169 "2013-05-26T15:38:31Z")
\*\* Who is the composite Doper? How could a man use potatoes to masterbate?\*\* Nonsense, the composite Doper is a man of many vegetables. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1170 "2013-05-26T16:58:53Z")
\*\* Toronto’s alleged crack smoking mayor. Why is he still in office? pregnancy \*\* Yep, it’d be professional suicide to fire a pregnant _woman_, and that’s before you factor in the political fallout from transphobia. Crack allegations or not, no-one’s touching that. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1171 "2013-05-26T21:06:04Z")
**Website recommendations for 89-yr-old Grandpa? What words can be conveyed through grunts or sing-songy noise?** Grunts and noises should be a great site for him. **Jodi Arias Some contradictions of morality I’ve noticed** ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2013, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1172 "2013-05-26T21:43:57Z")
\*\*How Horrible is the most Horrible Thing You’ve Ever Seen? Aliens \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1173 "2013-05-27T02:15:49Z")
\*\*How Horrible is the most Horrible Thing You’ve Ever Seen? Individuals Taste in porn \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1174 "2013-05-27T02:36:39Z")
\*\* How could a man use potatoes to masterbate? Best way to deal with the silent treatment?\*\* Well, it’s a conversation starter. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1175 "2013-05-27T11:08:28Z")
\*\*What types of marriage do you support? Aliens \*\* Try to be more precise. Human-alien, or just alien-alien? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1176 "2013-05-27T14:47:53Z")
**How Horrible is the most Horrible Thing You’ve Ever Seen? Foot problem** I should have known better than to do a Google image search on “ingrown toenail”. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1177 "2013-05-27T16:18:54Z")
\*\*Rude questions you wish you could ask. Wet spot in yard. Source?? \*\* Now I’m not _saying_ you have or haven’t been watching doggie shows on Animal Planet too much, I’m just askin’. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1178 "2013-05-27T18:46:18Z")
**Individuals Taste in porn Cleaning out the dryer of lint…** Fluff diving? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1179 "2013-05-27T21:15:21Z")
**Rude questions you wish you could ask. How many prescribed medications do you take?** 'Cause, you need to take more. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2013, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983/1180 "2013-05-27T22:00:29Z")
**Individuals Taste in porn Cleaning out the dryer of lint…** You can bet there’s a video somewhere. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=58) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sequential-threads/644983.md?page=60)